So you want to act like a woman?
Stop being such a sissy pushover and get some attitude.
Learn to roll your eyes and stop trying to you bat your eyelashes demurely, you just look like a drag-queen. Learn to be right and make someone else wrong.... and drop all this bullshit "feminine submissiveness," you obviously haven't paid any attention to women in the real world.
By the way, if you take my advice, and do it playfully, you might end up actually getting laid.