WarpMyMind

But I am terrified of catching things. Anywhere know where I should start?

Well,
http://www.warpmymind.com/Files/1278/Curse-Masturbation-Penetration.php
makes it so masturbating with your right hand makes you feel a penis in your mouth. Assuming you're male, of course.
Similarly with
http://www.warpmymind.com/Files/3604/CockHappy.php
when you say the trigger, you feel a cock in your mouth for five minutes though the trigger has the eventual side effect of getting you to find a real-life cock to suck. Though dildos are apparently fine too, if you'd rather avoid actual people with actual cocks.

tanyaslave wrote:Autofellatio. Safe. Reliable. Like a Doge Durango!
If you need to worry about catching something that way though- you need to get your Tyler Durden in line and have a serious sit down.

:lol: Yes, exactly what I was going for. Dealing with people gets difficult sometimes, especially with stuff like this, so I figure it's better to start off with other people removed from the equation.
Careful with rules 1 and 2, though, tanya... :roll:

How dangerous do you think it is just sucking cock?

Sucking a cock is almost always perfectly safe. Unless the guy has hiv or something weird like that then you should be safe. Black cocks are the best though.

ntmntm wrote:But I am terrified of catching things. Anywhere know where I should start?

Start at the tip and work your way down.