Non-sequitur

by **goldragon_70** » March 14th, 2006, 7:35 pm

I just want a pig slave to fuck!

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 7:39 pm

I want this to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[img]http://www.edsmermaidpage.com/images/phil2/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i.jpg[/img]

by **goldragon_70** » March 14th, 2006, 7:53 pm

[quote="charon2187":a72d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b7]I want this to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/quote:a72d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b7]

Funny the second one you have posted with a trident.

Edit: Second of my post that started page 15. 8O

by **Mallic** » March 14th, 2006, 7:55 pm

So you say.

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 8:03 pm

[quote="goldragon_7/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i":2df/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/if1a3][quote="charon2187":2df/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/if1a3]I want this to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/quote:2df/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/if1a3]

Funny the second one you have posted with a trident.

Edit: Second of my post that started page 15. 8O[/quote:2df/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/if1a3]

It's a paradox

by **Mallic** » March 14th, 2006, 8:04 pm

Why is there pubic hair on my keyboard?

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 8:07 pm

I snuck into your house and used my ass to type on it.

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 8:18 pm

Here's one WITHOUT a trident!

[img]http://www.edsmermaidpage.com/images/VANESS2.jpg[/img]

[size=24]MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAHHHHHAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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by **goldragon_70** » March 14th, 2006, 8:37 pm

[quote="charon2187"]Here's one WITHOUT a trident!

[size=24]MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAHHHHHAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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damn, and that was wasted on me. :P

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 8:47 pm

teehee! :wink:

by **Mallic** » March 14th, 2006, 8:56 pm

And here I was thinking my time was going to be wasted...Boy, was I wrong!

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 9:19 pm

Bubbles!

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 12:06 pm

:cry: [size=18:1c/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8955c]WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!?!?[/size:1c/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8955c] :cry:

by **goldragon_70** » March 15th, 2006, 12:25 pm

[quote="charon2187":5e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/id1f33]:cry: [size=18:5e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/id1f33]WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!?!?[/size:5e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/id1f33] :cry:[/quote:5e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/id1f33]

You splash salt water in my eyes! :roll:

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 4:18 pm

That's not salt! That's not salt at all!

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 5:01 pm

Chlorine!

[size=18]It burns us!![/size]

[size=24]IT BURNS US!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

by **goldragon_70** » March 15th, 2006, 10:08 pm

salt then chlorine, it's a wonder that I'm not blind.

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:09 pm

What's next? A shower of stomache acid?

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:14 pm

[size=24]BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!!![/size]

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:15 pm

It isn't!?!? [slaps cheaks with both hands]

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:20 pm

[size=24:61c71/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8b]Giant purple monkeys from space shall rain destruction upon your feeble anteaters with gallons upon gallons of FILTHY BATHWATER!!!![/size:61c71/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8b]

by **goldragon_70** » March 15th, 2006, 10:23 pm

[size=24:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i19d8bcb][/size:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i19d8bcb] OK, I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:24 pm

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by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:25 pm

I really shitted up the page

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:28 pm

jeez, one little problem, and men are gone quicker than Big Gay Al at a Big an' Rich concert.

[size=24:a5a3/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ie8a]Oh and i'm HAVING YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!!![/size:a5a3/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ie8a]

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:30 pm

[size=24:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i88254b8]OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

IT"S A HUGE WHITE BOX!!!!!!

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by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:31 pm

Don't worry, I did it even worse!

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:32 pm

Is it just my monitor or is the bottom half of the page just blue?

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:34 pm

Mine's not, mabye we should just post enough so we get to page 17

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:35 pm

Good idea!

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:36 pm

ghjfouyfouyg

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:37 pm

I like to party

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:38 pm

I didn't get a PHD from Harvard underwater Institute for Aquatic Demi-Humans for nothing you know! :wink:

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:42 pm

Thank god, we're on a new page. I would like you all to welcome this new page into the folds of our society

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:44 pm

[size=18]ALL HAIL PAGE 17!!![/size]

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:44 pm

Indeed

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:49 pm

Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants. :twisted:

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:52 pm

Umm... There's a mirror in your... pants cause I can see my backpocket in your face. I think.

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:54 pm

I didn't know my scales were THAT shiny! :wink:

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:55 pm

Not the scales you dumb bitch. Um... you are a bitch, right?

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 10:58 pm

Yup, I'm one grade-A bitch!!!!!!

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 10:59 pm

A merbitch!

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 11:01 pm

But unlike most bitches, I DON'T breathe fire!

by **Mallic** » March 15th, 2006, 11:02 pm

Well, I need to sleep, fun as this is.

by **charon2187** » March 15th, 2006, 11:07 pm

One for the road then!

How many merbitches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None! Merbitches shatter lightbulbs, then use them to slash curious guys nads off!

Fun for the whole family!!!!!!!!!

by **goldragon_70** » March 16th, 2006, 8:54 am

Think god I got that divorce, that could have been me! 8O

by **charon2187** » March 16th, 2006, 9:05 am

Good rule of thumb when meeting merbitchs: Run. Fast.

by **charon2187** » March 16th, 2006, 1:27 pm

Here's a picture you might enjoy...

Ariel of a legal drinking age!

[img]http://www.edsmermaidpage.com/images/coolarialpix2.JPG[/img]

by **goldragon_70** » March 16th, 2006, 4:26 pm

again wasted on me. :P

by **Mallic** » March 16th, 2006, 5:13 pm

Yes. Me too

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