[don't take this too seriously. it's a spoof. ]
[Humor rant/on]
You bed wetters and stuff... you don't need a damned file to do that. Most of you did that the first -what? 12 years of your lives i'd recon. just piss already and STFU. Same thing for eating your own cum. if you need a file for that you are just sorry. just beat off, grab it and put it in your mouth roll it around and swallow. it's not like you're eating fly blown road kill or anything. you bastards probaby ate your own boogers as toddlers. heck probably through college, I'd wager, and thats a lot more disgusting and unclean than cum.
[Humor rant/off]