Ok, I've just gotta say it!

by **nuit09** » March 21st, 2006, 6:11 pm

[don't take this too seriously. it's a spoof. ]

[Humor rant/on]

You bed wetters and stuff... you don't need a damned file to do that. Most of you did that the first -what? 12 years of your lives i'd recon. just piss already and STFU. Same thing for eating your own cum. if you need a file for that you are just sorry. just beat off, grab it and put it in your mouth roll it around and swallow. it's not like you're eating fly blown road kill or anything. you bastards probaby ate your own boogers as toddlers. heck probably through college, I'd wager, and thats a lot more disgusting and unclean than cum.

[Humor rant/off]

by **charon2187** » March 21st, 2006, 7:09 pm

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:wink:

by **nuit09** » March 21st, 2006, 7:21 pm

i'm just saying...how many of these people expect their girl friends to eat it but are so disgusted by it that they cannot do it themselves. :lol:

by **nuit09** » March 21st, 2006, 7:38 pm

nuit09 wrote:i'm just saying...how many of these people expect their girl friends to eat it but are so disgusted by it that they cannot do it themselves. :lol:

She should blow them, take their cum in her mouth, kiss them, spit it into their mouths and scream "Now you swallow it you selfish craven bastard!" "You're a whore!!! Aaaaaaaargh! aaaargh!"

by **foxboy** » March 21st, 2006, 10:29 pm

freak

by **charon2187** » March 21st, 2006, 10:40 pm

Oh, come on, that's hilarious! Mabye I should try that some time. :wink:

by **nuit09** » March 21st, 2006, 11:47 pm

That last bit is part of a skit by the late Sam Kineson. :lol:

by **nuit09** » March 22nd, 2006, 12:14 am

...and seriously, the last thing anyone who is a member of a site like this one should call another member is "freak." somehow in light of our activities here that appelation has nothing but comedic force. :wink:

by **Obmud** » March 22nd, 2006, 6:55 am

nuit09 wrote:...and seriously, the last thing anyone who is a member of a site like this one should call another member is "freak." somehow in light of our activities here that appelation has nothing but comedic force. :wink:

I was about to say that. Signed.

by **goldragon_70** » March 22nd, 2006, 11:08 am

I think foxboy has said that more then once. Sounds like a self awareness issue. I light of this rant, ummmmmm, I really have nothing to say. Ohhh, umm except for that Guy Snowball off of, “Clerks”.

by **poetzero** » March 22nd, 2006, 11:26 am

Yes, I am a freak. And I am not ashamed of that. On the contrary, I am proud of that distinction.

Cheese,
pz

by **Mallic** » March 22nd, 2006, 4:55 pm

Remember you are unique, just like everybody else.

by **Arabella** » April 7th, 2006, 3:40 pm

Early on in my not so old marriage, I did that to my husband on more than one occasion. he KNOWS he dare not spit it out. LOL. now of course, having him trigger loaded as I do, I can make him cum with a trigger, and eagerly gulp it down with another. Even so, sometimes I like to regress him some and watch him squirm when I load his mouth with his own cum and wait for him to swallow.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nuit09 wrote:
nuit09 wrote:i'm just saying...how many of these people expect their girl friends to eat it but are so disgusted by it that they cannot do it themselves. :lol:
She should blow them, take their cum in her mouth, kiss them, spit it into their mouths and scream "Now you swallow it you selfish craven bastard!" "You're a whore!!! Aaaaaaaargh! aaaargh!"

by **goldragon_70** » April 12th, 2006, 6:02 pm

I like you're deviousness. I'm taking notes. :twisted: :wink:

Arabella wrote:Early on in my not so old marriage, I did that to my husband on more than one occasion. he KNOWS he dare not spit it out. LOL. now of course, having him trigger loaded as I do, I can make him cum with a trigger, and eagerly gulp it down with another. Even so, sometimes I like to regress him some and watch him squirm when I load his mouth with his own cum and wait for him to swallow.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nuit09 wrote:
nuit09 wrote:i'm just saying...how many of these people expect their girl friends to eat it but are so disgusted by it that they cannot do it themselves. :lol:
She should blow them, take their cum in her mouth, kiss them, spit it into their mouths and scream "Now you swallow it you selfish craven bastard!" "You're a whore!!! Aaaaaaaargh! aaaargh!"

Ok, I've just gotta say it!

Ok, I've just gotta say it!

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