Fast/Slow File Votes

[danmalara]

On the voting page, there is a file that I need some help with. I did not make the file, but I think it is awsome, and we should all vote for it. It is called fast/slow and it changes your perception. This is what is says:

"this file would allow you to change the speed of your perception. you could slow yourself down, to make long waits seem shorter, or speed up in order to do complicated things faster."

Imagine what it could be used for if it works. You could slow down any sport (baseball, skateboarding, etc.) by thinking faster. I already voted for it, and if you think it's great, go vote for it too!!


P.S. If you can't find it search (with ctrl F) fast and hit enter 3 times. (It worked for me.)

[CAINE]

Who needs perception if you can be turned into a woman? GOSH

[Lord_Mizaru]

Yeah I've seen Richard Bandler do that to somebody before, it was awesome. He made everything seem slower to them and they beat up some martial arts buddy of his. Quite entertaining.

[danmalara]

Yeah I've seen Richard Bandler do that to somebody before, it was awesome. He made everything seem slower to them and they beat up some martial arts buddy of his. Quite entertaining.

That is so cool :!: I would LOVE to do that. If that file ever becomes real, it'd be like a dream come true for me. :D

[Kendai]

what about the slow part? i just can't stand sitting with noting to do, i i figure you could slow yourself down, and the time will fly by!

[danmalara]

I don't know what your question is, but this what happens. Say that you are playing baseball. The pitch has just been made, and you decide you want to speed up your perception. This would make the world around you slower, and you could probably hit the baseball very easily. Now if you are waiting in line, or just want the day to go faster, you could slow down you mind and make the world around you seem faster. Get the picture?

[makidas]

hey yall i think this would be an awesome file. but feminization seems to be such a popular topic, that i just dont see it coming to be.

[danmalara]

Speaking of feminization, why is it so popular?? I like being a man and I enjoy my women. Why is it that people want to be women?

[Rascal]

Speaking of feminization, why is it so popular?? I like being a man and I enjoy my women. Why is it that people want to be women?

Well, some people might just be curious about it. But in my case and in other transsexuals it is a part of them, their brain is of one gender and their physical sex is of the other gender. So they feel the need to fix this, in the past and still nowadays some people like this resort to suicide instead of getting help. Wanting to be a woman isn't the case for a Male to Female transsexual, it is that they are female already and wish to correct their bodies to match this.

[danmalara]

I understand why some men may want to change thier apperence to match the women inside of them, as you were saying, but to be one of the more popular types of hypnosis files I don't understand.

[makidas]

i would personally rather be a woman, but im happy to be a man, i really enjoy the self help files on this site and would like to see more, like the telepathy file or super human mind whichare also on the voting page.

[piece_of_heavn]

As others have stated [and I'll repeat] the self-help files on this site are totally wonderful. I went through the voting lists the other day and I was immensely pleased with the files listed there. The ideas put forth were varied and helpful. But again, I agree, I dont think most of these ideas will be made into files. Not any time recently anyways. Right now the interest seems to lie in sexual topics more than anything else.

[johnbohnrevenge]

I can't quite understand the whole feminization thing; perhaps I'm just the sort of person who can't comprehend transvestitism.

Fast/slow all the way!

He made everything seem slower to them and they beat up some martial arts buddy of his.

Wow... imagine if you had martial arts training already! Ah... beating up people in slo-mo...
(johnbohn, who is now going to take kung fu lessons while he waits for fast/slow to become the no. 1 vote)

[makidas]

no offence towards anyone, but my personal opinion is that men who act like women are like white people acting like their black, it looks ridiculous. And all you trannys who hate me for sayin it, i been down that road, i was on the e for a year until i reached a moment of clarity and realized, no matter how hard i try, or what i do, im still gonna be xy, still have man hands and feet, still have that big ole jaw bone, continuing on the e would have just made me a pathetic man that is trying to look like a woman, it looks ridiculous, again, thats all, i also would like to see more self-help files, trainnotshy works freaking awesome! as does trigstopprocrastinting! EMG is amazing

[CAINE]

Yeah thats very true Mak. Me and some guys in a chat room one day was talking about it... One guy says its because of the X chromosome fighting the Y *or i cant remember which one is the femy one, but you get my drift*, but I dunno, to each his own I always say.

[phobos512]

I voted for the "enchanted keyboard" curse file...Type whatever you want to have happen to you and it does, if you write about how you change back you change back after however long you set, if you dont it's permanent unless you change it later. That would TOTALLY ROCK! And it would accomplish all the things people want..."I will be a woman totally and completely for x hours" or "My mind will run faster than the real world for x days"...etc. etc. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!

[makidas]

i voted for the enchanted keyboard one as well, and i would really like to see the superhumanmind one, so vote for that one too guys!!

[danmalara]

I have a great question for everyone.......Why has the fast/slow file ONLY gone up 7 votes, and there has been 180 views so far??????? Do 173 people disagree with me, or is everyone too lazy to vote??????


VOTE NOW!!!!! please

[makidas]

i wish i could vote more than once mang!!

[danmalara]

Alright, so you voted, but that still leaves 172 peole!!! And one more thing, don't call me "mang". :lol:

[makidas]

my bad

[Folsom_god]

dan r u a mod can i join ur clan of cool people?

[CAINE]

dan r u a mod can i join ur clan of cool people?

NOO.. ONLY CAINE CAN BE A MOD... And fyi, Dan is really a double agent robot sent to kill all WarpMyMinderians.. Stay far away from him.. far far away!

[danmalara]

Hi, Folsom_god. Welcome to our site. :D

[Folsom_god]

u can call me dave u doosh. and dont welcome me i can welcome myself gosh.

[danmalara]

...but i'm a robot and I only know you as Folsom_god.

[Folsom_god]

u wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mr. sensitive nipples

[danmalara]

lol, davey....you wern't supposed to tell anyone. I hate you. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Folsom_god]

i didnt vote just to piss you off

[danmalara]

Well then I still hate you.

[Folsom_god]

actually i just couldnt find it

[makidas]

wow, this sure is a busy forum tonight, you know, theres a chatroom here!! :lol:

[danmalara]

yeah, but no one is ever on it. I just got on and I'm the only one.

[Folsom_god]

it wasnt working for me before

[makidas]

gotcha, ill get on with ya though!!

[Folsom_god]

what does undefined string mean?

[danmalara]

good question, but I bet it is some where along the lines of "this is not working" :lol:

[Folsom_god]

probably. i think i need to redownload it but the link EMG set up was no good

[CAINE]

Damnit what did I miss? Wtf, I only have 20 posts compared to all your 80's and 90's posts... *starts spamming the forums so he will have a higher post count*

[danmalara]

CAINE, all you missed was a ton of BS. lol :lol:

[makidas]

hey dan. if i made a file with references to prince of persia, sands of time, would u get it?? also the type of change you want to go througs real name is chronokinesis

[danmalara]

that's a pretty cool word.....that's all I can say about that. :lol: But, yeah I kinda understand that game. I've seen commercials for it, but I don't own it.

[Kendai]

actually, when i posted that, the game i was thinking of was "viewtiful joe"
seems like most people agree my file ideas are good, they get plenty of votes.

[BobbyS]

This 'slow down time' file you guys talk about. It must be dangerous rght? To do that your heart would have to beat so much more often and you'd probably have unnecessary adrenaline going through your system...Sounds frickin' lethal.

[rodentgrl]

Actually, it's quite possible to adjust your perception of time. There's several martial arts and religious disiplines that teach it as well, it's just a long process to learn. There's no ill effects from it, it's just how you process the info coming in is all. Kinda like how dreams work... the dream itself lasts seconds, but the perception of it can be hours or more in length

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[BobbyS]

That sounds awesome! Wouldn't want to sit through a speech doing it though.
'Iiiiiiiiiiiii''mmmmmmmmmm gooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg ttttttttttoooooooooooooo taaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk aboooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt.....'

[makidas]

never played viewtiful joe,, but ill check er out, thats for gamecube correct?

[danmalara]

That sounds awesome! Wouldn't want to sit through a speech doing it though.
'Iiiiiiiiiiiii''mmmmmmmmmm gooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg ttttttttttoooooooooooooo taaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk aboooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt.....'

That's when you would do the opposite and slow down your preception. Then everything would get faster, and you wouldn't ba able to understand the speech It's be way to fast, if you wanted it that way, of course.

[makidas]

sic

[Kendai]

wow, fast/slow is catching up with "virgin-sensitive". . .

btw, veiwtiful joe was ported to ps2, if need be you could play it on that, though you're probably more likely to find a GC copy.