Trig Feline

[pyroid]

By far my most successful file to date. I had thought I had fallen asleep while listening to the file and paid little attention to when I woke up. To be honest I couldn't even remember the trigger phrase. As the day went on my mind kept wondering to that file. It was weird I thought to desire a file that didn't work, so I assumed something must have stuck.

At first it was easy to avoid, but then I noticed I paid more attention to small things. A couple days passed since and I started to yawn wide mouthed and stretch oddly like a cat would. So it couldn't be help. Today was the day. As I began to prepare a feeling hit me, some part of me wanted to trigger the file, but I couldn't remember the trigger, so I downloaded the test file.

EMG's voice repeated Feline time for you and I felt a small chill hit. So I played the first part again. It hit me again. I restarted the file a fourth time and it hit me again. I don't recall how exactly but I ended up on all fours on my futon. I retained human thought as far as as I can remember. Thought about how much the file had actually taken affect. So I tested it.

I walked on all four to the edge of the futon and hopped off. I was perfectly comfortable on all fours. This was pretty cool. Next I tired to speak. I thought my name would be the easiest, but even then all that came out was a meow.

Next the file looped playing the trigger phrase again and I fell even deeper. My underwear was no longer comfortable so I pulled them off and the next thing I remember was waking up kitten style on the floor. I covered myself up and turned off the file. Even as I write I still cannot speak human word's and I feel a tingle where my tail would be and it really is cool. I suggest this file to everyone who wants a little fun. Congratz EMG, you get my seal of approval, three paws up!