Ok, hi everyone! This thread is for everyone to post their religious questions/rants/debates. This is basically supposed to be a combination of the HeyGuys thread (and the one before it), the Morality thread, and the Is this Satanic thread. Before anyone asks, no I am not of the cloth or the opposite. I disagree with Christianity because the concept of absolute good is as ridiculous as the concept of absolute left, or the absolute center of a circle or an absolutely perfect circle. What I'm getting at is there is no absolute. Christians tend to focus more on proselytizing than they do actually practicing what they preach (note: this is just a personal observation). The way I look at it is when you try to convince people how great your faith is, it just shows you doubt your faith personnally and are trying to prove it to yourself. Now the satanists, the concept of absolute evil is just as preposterous. I know satanists don't necessarily believe in satan (if you follow Mr. Anton LaVey's teaching's that is). To me, note I'm not a satanist, this religion makes alot more sence than Christianity as a whole. Something about the animal instincts of humans appeals to me. But I digress, a person with a hateful heart misses out on a lot of great things that life has to offer.
Anyways, religious nuts post away! (I can think of one in particular) Have fun kids!
This boy has Tumo-sifilis-itis-osis.
For just 500 more dollars we can heal this boy!
Oh wow it looks like we'cve readhed our goal!
God really appreciates it people, he can really use your money, apparently he forgot he's god and if he really wanted to he could create as much as he wants.
Now let the healing begin!
Demons OUT! FWAP!
Now how do you feel son?
How the hell do you think I feel, you just slapped me in the face!
Are your demons healed?
What demons?
Are you healed son?
I was never sick to begin with.
By god! He's healed.
(Everyone starts shouting PRAISE the LORD)
Oh lordy lordy gawd lordy gawd lordy gawd gawd lordy.