Twisted Wishes

by **C87** » March 13th, 2010, 8:43 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. You now live in Stepford-land, where everything is perfect beyond belief.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted but pokemon are the dominant beings and use humans to battle eachother.

I wish to be a horny pregnant girl every second day that I wake up for the next 10 years. 8O

by **curiousguy92** » March 14th, 2010, 2:54 pm

Granted but every second day you wake up 40 weeks pregnant. The minute you leave your bed you go into labor which means you're in excruciating pain trying to get that baby out, and also that you can't have pregnant sex.

I wish i was more muscular.

by **CycoMelody** » April 2nd, 2010, 12:25 pm

Granted, You bulk up... and up... and up... and up.. until its hard to move. But hey, ain't no one going to try to mess with you at the beach. because you can't move ON TO the beach. You can't fit through any doors!

I wish for some bacon!

by **lexii** » April 2nd, 2010, 6:50 pm

Granted, but meat is outlawed. If you are caught with any trace of it you will be publicly executed.

I wish i had wings and could fly.

by **curiousguy92** » April 2nd, 2010, 7:54 pm

Granted. You are now a fruit fly. You land next to a banana and get squashed.

I wish my paper would write itself without any plagiarism so that I get an A.

by **lexii** » April 3rd, 2010, 4:21 am

Granted, but it is for a subject you don't do and is completely irrelevant to everything.

I wish none of my future wishes would be twisted

by **Mino** » April 3rd, 2010, 8:06 am

lexii wrote:Granted, but it is for a subject you don't do and is completely irrelevant to everything.

I wish none of my future wishes would be twisted

Granted, you don't get any more wishes.

I wish for world peace.

by **lexii** » April 4th, 2010, 8:24 am

you didn't make a wish :(.

i wish EMG would make more files

by **curiousguy92** » April 4th, 2010, 7:19 pm

Granted. EMG makes the perfect file that you have been waiting for since you joined WMM. However, your membership on the site somehow gets deleted and you can't seem to re-register. That perfect file will never be yours. :twisted:

I wish I had a jockstrap.

by **trawl** » April 9th, 2010, 8:34 am

Granted, but it's so tight that once you put it on you can never, ever get it off.

I wish for more gym equipment.

by **lexii** » April 9th, 2010, 9:37 am

granted but you try to pull too many weights and become quadriplegic, rendering it useless.

However, your membership on the site somehow gets deleted and you can't seem to re-register.

I wish i was a premium member of WMM for life

by **curiousguy92** » April 11th, 2010, 10:07 pm

Granted. You are now be a premium member until the day you die. Tomorrow, when you're walking across the street you'll get hit by a bus.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

by **soundexcess** » April 11th, 2010, 10:56 pm

Granted although you are now a cod fish and have been and will be served mr. snuckems the cat promptly at 3 o'clock as minced fish in a crystal serving dish.

I wish be a small gray house cat.

by **lexii** » April 12th, 2010, 9:40 am

granted, you are a porcelain grey painted house cat upon a mantlepiece of an old lady's house. you cannot move or even think.

[EDIT]
i wish i could read minds

by **curiousguy92** » April 17th, 2010, 1:54 pm

Granted, but every mind you read is just full of pointless annoying drivel.

I wish for an 8 oz glass of delicious unpoisoned juice.

by **soundexcess** » April 17th, 2010, 10:44 pm

Granted all be it a glass of acai and prune juice blended, causing you too empty colon through a marathon toilet trip. You did not die though you wish you had at one point, now with clean you return full of energy, only to be addicted to having a clean colon and doing this once a week or so, to maintain the empty feeling.

I wish I could shape shift into anyone or anything, instantly with out adverse consequences and as often as I want with out adverse consequences and stay in that form as long as I want with out adverse consequences and maintain my full faculties in any form with out adverse consequences.

by **lexii** » April 18th, 2010, 8:55 am

Granted, however you become permanently invisible too (coincidentally - not as a consequence).

i wish i was genetically female

by **curiousguy92** » April 18th, 2010, 12:59 pm

Granted. You are a genetically female warthog.

I wish every human between the ages of 18 and 24 was attracted to me.

by **lexii** » April 19th, 2010, 1:34 am

granted - however you also become perminantly repulsed by anyone between those ages.

[edit] (this is becomming a habit...)
I wish i was telepatic

by **curiousguy92** » April 26th, 2010, 1:39 am

Granted. You can now read other people's minds. The only problem is that with so many of their thought floating around in your head, you can't think any of your own. You just sit there drooling while you listen to the things other people think.

(No worries on forgetting to wish right away. It happens to all of us.) :D

I wish I could control the weather.

by **soundexcess** » April 26th, 2010, 11:36 pm

Granted Zues imbues you with his powers except for immortality all is good until you sneeze while throwing a lighting bolt and electrocute your self.

I wish I could visualize instead of just hearing my own thoughts.

by **curiousguy92** » April 27th, 2010, 10:49 pm

Granted. Every time you think something you see the words floating in front of your face. It gets quite annoying because the words block your vision and you think "I wish I could see past these words" which, of course, appears in front of your eyes in a bout of irony.

I wish I had a hot air balloon.

by **MRhello** » April 29th, 2010, 7:42 pm

Granted. It appears inside your small intestine, and your body cannot withstand the pressure- looks like YOU popped like a balloon!

I wish I was able to walk normally again, and that my recent spinal cord damage healed on its own...

by **soundexcess** » April 30th, 2010, 12:07 am

well that's too bad about the damage I wish I could something but since I cant take this twist

Well you can walk again normal and spine damaged healed it seems that it siphoned off the part of your brain that lets you control bladder, the docs are all now really interested in your predicament cause it is not like that part of brain shrived in just poof, gone you live out your days as a well paid lab rat in diapers being changed by young giggling female premed students during there internships and occasional you get a nice horny one who will fullfill your every need ever so gently.
I wish I could make this happen for you but I can't
So I wish this could happen for me minus the spine injury or injury in general.

by **curiousguy92** » May 3rd, 2010, 11:23 pm

Granted. You live the rest of your days being tended to by female pre-med students, but there seems to be an odd chemical in the diapers they use on you. Instead of an adult baby, the chemical causes you to age rapidly and you become an incontinent old man. Also, when they change you, the pre-med students are exposed to the chemical and they become shriveled old maids that bring you no sexual thrill at all.

I wish i had a magic speedo that transformed my body into that of a professional (male) bodybuilder ready for competition.

by **soundexcess** » May 11th, 2010, 11:39 pm

Granted poof it appears in front you and it is pink with a purple triangle pattern and a rainbow logo, and looks rather fabulous on you, problem is it makes all the other male body builders attracted to you and makes you as straight as a board while repulsing the females also when ever you remove it you will be twice as fat as when you put it on.

by **curiousguy92** » May 27th, 2010, 10:13 pm

You forgot to make a wish, so...

I wish I had no allergies. :)

by **soundexcess** » May 29th, 2010, 12:27 am

Granted except for the treatment that make this possible means you haft live in the bottom of the sea in solitary forever as treatment also makes immortal, there is no communication in or out of your bubble, so you are effectively a living dead, but hey the allegories are gone.

I wish be a Jedi.

by **KiruGX** » May 29th, 2010, 1:31 am

Granted,But your lightsaber activates everytime you get hard. REGARDLESS of the time.

I wish for the ability to only eat one potato chip.

by **curiousguy92** » May 29th, 2010, 9:35 pm

Granted. You are only able to eat that one potato chip, so you had better make it last. Anything else you try to eat, you won't be able to do it. After your one potato chip is gone you're screwed.

I wish I were 5'11" tall.

by **kuperfox** » June 2nd, 2010, 1:26 am

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. You are only able to eat that one potato chip, so you had better make it last. Anything else you try to eat, you won't be able to do it. After your one potato chip is gone you're screwed.

I wish I were 5'11" tall.

Granted, but you're only 1" wide and deep.

I wish for world pea....nah... I wish I could recall and watch in my mind any movie/tv show/video in existance whenever I wanted to.

by **curiousguy92** » June 5th, 2010, 12:03 pm

Granted. You are now the infant daughter of the most powerful man and woman on Earth. However, with their power comes a lot of responsibility and a very busy schedule. You are raised by a brutish nanny named Olga and your new parents never give you a single bit of attention in your entire life.

I wish to have extremely satisfying sex with a male bodybuilder who is not Bubba in any way, shape, or form.

by **curiousguy92** » June 17th, 2010, 10:32 pm

Since you didn't make a wish, I'll make one instead...

I wish my skin would tan instead of getting sunburned.

by **MRhello** » July 14th, 2010, 12:15 am

Related to my previous post: Gawd, I love medical sience. My spinal cord injury is not fully healed, nor will it be, but ith a flexible metal sheath around it I can walk normally again, and not have to be worried about slipping and making myself a paraplegic. (There was no damage done except to the discs and vertebra- if I fell- well, think scissors. Yeah.) Anywho....

Granted. right before you start your wish, a spacial anomaly develops inside your cranium, and although your wish was un-twistable, your neurons weren't...

I wish I knew how to start cold fusion, and owned a copy of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) for my own use...

by **curiousguy92** » August 17th, 2010, 1:51 pm

Granted. You now own CERN and have the knowledge necessary to start cold fusion. However, you don't know how to finish, so your reaction goes haywire and you get blown up. Sorry.

I wish the world was one big gay porno. (as such, there would be no sexually transmitted diseases, or anything of the sort)

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » August 17th, 2010, 3:04 pm

Granted and the human race dies out

i wish for unconceivable powers over all time and space

by **Hbonee** » August 17th, 2010, 3:36 pm

Granted.

However, you will be disintegrated through an unknown force after 24 hours of using your powers.

I wish to see people transformed into clothes.

by **curiousguy92** » August 18th, 2010, 9:01 pm

Granted. People start turning into clothes, and after you get a good laugh out of it, you transform into a pair of granny panties. Your granny's panties.

I wish oranges were purple.

by **curiousguy92** » August 22nd, 2010, 12:46 pm

Granted. Your mind is split in two; one part baby and one part mother. However, the mother and baby you become are Bella and her vampire baby from the Twilight Saga, so when you feed your baby-self, it is with your own blood. You will die soon from loss of blood, and the fact that you're lactating does not affect the situation at all.

I wish I had the ability (which I could turn on and off when i so choose) to make anything I say into the truth, regardless of whether it previously was true.

by **C87** » August 22nd, 2010, 4:27 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. Your mind is split in two; one part baby and one part mother. However, the mother and baby you become are Bella and her vampire baby from the Twilight Saga, so when you feed your baby-self, it is with your own blood. You will die soon from loss of blood, and the fact that you're lactating does not affect the situation at all.

I wish I had the ability (which I could turn on and off when i so choose) to make anything I say into the truth, regardless of whether it previously was true.

Granted but you will have to wait 900 years before you get these powers, you're only chance at getting these powers is freezing yourself but good luck lasting that long.

I wish to become an immortal catgirl (like in the highlander movies without other immortals trying to kill me).

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » August 22nd, 2010, 4:41 pm

I wish to become an immortal catgirl (like in the highlander movies without other immortals trying to kill me).

granted you now live forever ... and ever ... and ever watching everyone and everything around you age slowly and die over the many millions and millions of years immortality brings plus being the only actual catgirl in existence you become either alienated from most of society with only horny furries trying to sleep with you for the sheer novelty of it

I wish i could pick up a skill such as drawing or playing an instrument instantaneously

by **C87** » August 22nd, 2010, 7:04 pm

mutatedbunnyboy wrote:
I wish to become an immortal catgirl (like in the highlander movies without other immortals trying to kill me).

granted you now live forever ... and ever ... and ever watching everyone and everything around you age slowly and die over the many millions and millions of years immortality brings plus being the only actual catgirl in existence you become either alienated from most of society with only horny furries trying to sleep with you for the sheer novelty of it

I wish i could pick up a skill such as drawing or playing an instrument instantaneously

Granted, but whenever you pick up such a skill your life gets fast forwarded (like in the movie click) skipping past the time it would take to learn such skills.

I wish for a delicious ice cream.

(@previous post, id be able to chop my head off if I was ever tired of living, thats how those immortals died in the movies in combat)

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » August 23rd, 2010, 10:21 am

I wish for a delicious ice cream.

(@previous post, id be able to chop my head off if I was ever tired of living, thats how those immortals died in the movies in combat)

Granted but its so delicious you cant stop eating, it eventually consumes your way of thinking and how you live your life becoming the only thing you can focus on............ plus brain freeze

oh and touche x3 on the head choppy offness

I wish for an understanding of the world and why people are the way they are

by **curiousguy92** » August 25th, 2010, 11:40 pm

Granted. You understand the world and the workings of humanity. Unfortunately, such knowledge comes with a price. After 5 minutes with this knowledge you become vegetative. You are trapped in your own mind until the end of your natural life, unable to move or speak or interact with anyone.

I wish my laundry would wash and dry itself, without causing any harm or catastrophe.

by **sarnoga** » August 27th, 2010, 2:16 am

adby wrote:
Adby

I Wish
that all the Files on this site come true for everyone who ever use them, and that everyone comes back to Wmm to give their success Story's.

Your wish is granted. However you accidentally listen to "Sarnoga - Hag Fucker" and become obsessed with fucking homeless old hags. One day, after paying a homeless old hag $20 to fuck her in an alley, a cop happens along and arrests you both. Your name and picture end up in the paper right next to the name and picture of the nasty homeless old hag and a story that you were arrested for soliciting a prostitute. The entire world learns that you pay homeless old hags $20 to fuck them in alleys. Soon after posting your success story your reputation as a hag fucker prevents you from finding a place to live or a job and you end up homeless yourself. You are still obsessed with nasty old homeless hags but can no longer afford the $20 to fuck one.

I wish you had made a better wish.

Sarnoga.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » August 27th, 2010, 6:41 pm

I wish you had made a better wish.

Sarnoga.

Granted and the wish is so good that no negative outcome can be found the wish soon spreads to all forums with this game,quickly becoming the most perfect positive wish to grace the earth, soon it goes beyond the forums and even people who have never touched a computer believe this to be the single greatest thing to want in this world.... and the world wishes for it in unison, one single thought echoing across the globe. And as the mass of electrical signals harmonize it tears through the very fabric of existence splitting the universe open, completely obliterating time and space, effectively wiping out everything, everywhere, everywhen.

I wish for the ability to change laws at will throughout the world

by **soundexcess** » August 28th, 2010, 12:13 am

Granted but you must change the laws old testament meaning you must die to change so you going to get it change. one good luck. so you think of a really good one to sacrifice your for and you are you way to when whatever you would have wished changed kills you ironically before you can sacrifice your self in an acceptable manner. thus resulting in nothing.

I wish for permanent positive change in the world.

by **seduct10n** » August 29th, 2010, 2:11 pm

Granted. But now you have the Brady's, the Cosby's and the Waltons for neighbours.

I wish I was a baby with the most wonderful mommy! (Its probably already been wished for but this is my wish)

by **curiousguy92** » September 1st, 2010, 11:13 am

Granted. You are now the producer and the star of the Retarded baby show. You are a severely retarded baby, and you have a wonderful mommy on the show. However, in real life your mommy is Kate Gosselin, so you're screwed.

I wish there were more hot gay guys here so that I could have safe, disease free sex with them, in such a way that this wish does not make me repulsed by gay sex or cause harm to anyone in any way.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 2nd, 2010, 3:37 am

I wish there were more hot gay guys here so that I could have safe, disease free sex with them, in such a way that this wish does not make me repulsed by gay sex or cause harm to anyone in any way.

Granted there are that many hot guys there that it doesnt make you repulsed but DOES repulse the now overwhelming ammount of gays in your area, eventually all the men become eunuchs becuase they cant handle the ammount of errect cock.

I wish i got woken up every morning with a blowjob, and got to have sex every night before i go to sleep.

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