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What crazy crap have you been up to today?

Postby Lord_Mizaru » July 1st, 2005, 1:07 am

Personally I just got back from an all you can eat sushi place and gained 10 lbs. Literally. I weighed myself before and after just for shits and giggles. And I only had 2 cups of tea so don't try and tell me that's all liquid.
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Postby Jerm » July 1st, 2005, 8:06 am

If you guys want to see a funny site go check out www.tourettesguy.com The videos are funny as hell! I suggest seeing the drive through one and the colgate customer complaint vid.

Also to keep with the actual topic of this thread... Today I played full-contact scrabble with the voices in my head. :roll:
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Postby makidas » July 1st, 2005, 9:32 am

I learned how to play several Mario Bros songs on the Gee-tar.
I may be wrong....

But what happens if I'm right?
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Postby sandy82 » July 1st, 2005, 9:54 am

Thursday was a busy day.

Pet Obedience Training.

I'm afraid Juanita, the pet crocodile, is a little slow.

I keep telling her that the idea of giving oral sex is to start slowly...and gradually build up to the recipient's crescendo. But no, she is self-centered, enthusiastic....and impatient.

It was easy getting volunteers yesterday. A wide felt-tip pen in the Greyhound restroom. "For a genuine deep throat, call Juanita. 555-6969."

But this morning, no jostling queue outside. The word is out. Juanita now shares the problem of the Pentagon. Recruiting.

Headstrong impetuousness, whatever the goal, does not bring the desired results.

Bad! Juanita. Bad! :wink:
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Postby gregi696 » July 1st, 2005, 10:14 am

no crazyness, yet today. i'm still recovering from yesterday's. A friend just turned 21 wednesday, had a beach house....I drive 14 hours through southern heat in a car with no AC to get back to NJ and get a nasty sunburn in the process. 8O
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Postby missypuss » July 1st, 2005, 11:15 am

:lol: I took a day of TOIL today and so lazily mooched about the house . Did a bit of a clean up, a bit of washing, some masturbation with my favourite toy..... God how i love that little fluffy bunny !!!! :twisted:
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Postby --Luigi-- » July 2nd, 2005, 4:05 am

I wrote a love song for my girlfriend in Klingon. I also beat Master on Super Monkey Ball. Theres nothing wrong with an adult playing video games! :x
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Postby Lord_Mizaru » July 6th, 2005, 2:02 am

Ok, so this isn't anything I did... but I think it deserves to be read and posted.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050625/ap_on_fe_st/key_swallowed_2
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Postby makidas » July 6th, 2005, 3:31 am

I ate a whole can of beans for breakfast.
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But what happens if I'm right?
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Postby sandy82 » July 6th, 2005, 7:21 pm

makidas wrote:I ate a whole can of beans for breakfast.

I bet I know how you spent the rest of the day.. :wink: ..and on a rainy day when all the windows were closed.
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Postby missypuss » August 3rd, 2005, 12:02 pm

Today seemed like a great day to relieve myself of all my financial difficulties .... wow I feel like a new puss....... :twisted:
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Postby morrcomm » August 3rd, 2005, 12:08 pm

missypuss wrote:Today seemed like a great day to relieve myself of all my financial difficulties .... wow I feel like a new puss....... :twisted:


I'll bet I'm not the only person who might like to trade days with you, after reading that... :wink:
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Postby missypuss » August 3rd, 2005, 3:15 pm

:roll: Maybe not every one would be as brave as to feel like taking the rather "maverick" steps I placed in process today... my mum does not approve so it must be bad !!! But its my life ...... :twisted:
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Postby Pallando » August 21st, 2005, 5:08 pm

I microwaved a hot dog, and I posted!
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Postby GrimIronMan » August 21st, 2005, 7:19 pm

I ran across [url=http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5591163987]this[/url] crazy guy.
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Postby MikeWulf » August 30th, 2005, 10:38 am

I hypnotised a dude and he wasn't faking...CRAZY
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Postby nicosali » September 22nd, 2005, 12:33 pm

I am just watching tv, listening some music and making this post.
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Postby missypuss » September 22nd, 2005, 1:28 pm

I spent all day thinking I had a major..prob. with my computer only to discover my ISP had disconnected me for "imagined" non payment of bills.......Bummer!!! :evil:
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Postby skot » September 22nd, 2005, 11:27 pm

I bought a house.

Is there a file for not remembering the move but remembering you live in a new house?
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Postby Tangy » January 4th, 2012, 10:56 am

missypuss wrote:I spent all day thinking I had a major..prob. with my computer only to discover my ISP had disconnected me for "imagined" non payment of bills.......Bummer!!! :evil:



Setting on the computer and not getting Ready to Take care of my earrings for today.
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