by boomsmee » December 18th, 2012, 7:20 pm
You may, but only during the next hour after you read this during even numbered minutes. You may not touch yourself or cum during odd minutes, or this permission is revoked. If you change the time on any clock or timepiece, or switch to using a different timepiece during this hour permission is revoked as well. Also this permission is null and void if your clock is stopped.