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Postby Tangy » December 30th, 2012, 4:19 pm

You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O




What happen when you cross a cat with a Pussy?
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Re: Jokes Time

Postby Tangy » December 30th, 2012, 6:25 pm

Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O



You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
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Re: Jokes Time

Postby Tangy » December 30th, 2012, 11:08 pm

Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O



You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.



You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
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Re: Jokes Time

Postby Tangy » December 31st, 2012, 10:42 am

Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O



You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.



You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o



You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o
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Postby uw_onsterfelijk » December 31st, 2012, 11:58 am

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Re: Jokes Time

Postby Tangy » December 31st, 2012, 10:55 pm

Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O



You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.



You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
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Postby boomsmee » January 1st, 2013, 3:04 am

How do you keep people reading this thread in suspense?

(Check back later for answer)
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Re: Jokes Time

Postby Tangy » January 24th, 2013, 4:29 pm

Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:
Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O



You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.



You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o



You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o



When you can leap tall building in a single bound you you are in a parachute :o
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Postby dark_wolf49 » January 25th, 2013, 7:24 am

I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???
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Postby Tangy » January 26th, 2013, 3:14 am

dark_wolf49 wrote:I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???



Pussycat :o
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Postby dark_wolf49 » January 26th, 2013, 7:34 am

:o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one
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Postby Tangy » January 26th, 2013, 10:30 am

dark_wolf49 wrote::o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one




What Do you call a person who opens his coat while naked to passing cars on a hot day? :o
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Postby dark_wolf49 » January 27th, 2013, 1:27 pm

A hot streak(er)
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Postby Tangy » January 28th, 2013, 12:01 am

dark_wolf49 wrote:A hot streak(er)




:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher
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Mmm, okay...

Postby Calimore » January 28th, 2013, 8:47 am

Tangy wrote:
dark_wolf49 wrote:A hot streak(er)


:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher


Better that than getting hot flashes.

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Postby dark_wolf49 » January 28th, 2013, 5:04 pm

How?????
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Postby ipnosi » January 28th, 2013, 5:25 pm

Poe wrote on both of them
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Postby Calimore » January 28th, 2013, 8:49 pm

ipnosi wrote:Poe wrote on both of them


Very good! Also acceptable: Both are known for the flat notes they produce.

But you did not in include a posey yourself...

No matter.

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Oops!

Postby Calimore » January 28th, 2013, 9:03 pm

I've been posting riddles when this thread supposed to be about jokes! Okay, here's one:

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him 'Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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