Would anyone like a compassionate Master?

[HomestarCanter]

I am looking for a slave and/or pet to have a long-term, affectionate relationship with. Being able to speak with me through email or chat at least once a day would be appreciated. Triggers are a plus, and willingness to gain new triggers is also nice. All aspects of the relationship are negociable, and i wish nothing more than to give my slave/pet a pleasant, exciting experience. To apply, please PM, email corey@alcaco.net, or Skype homestar314.