But I'm gonna tell you straight: hypnosis alone isn't going to buff you up, and dicking around in the gym isn't going to do shit either. If you want to grow, you've gotta have a training routine, and you gotta stick to it.
(Diet is also SUPER important, but I won't go into that here. I'll save it for another post.)
There are two essentials a routine must have:
- A balance of exercises,
Progressive overload
By a balance of exercises, I mean the routine should target every major muscle group in your body. That means you should make room for chest, arms, back, shoulders, abs, and - most importantly - your legs. You may notice a lot of dudes at your gym don't train legs; well they're all idiots. Train your legs, and train them hard, and you won't regret the incredible strength you'll gain from that training.
Progressive overload is simply changing the intensity of an exercise in a progressive way. Most of the time, and especially with strength-building exercises, this means increasing the amount of weight you're using. But you can also do things like slowing down the tempo, or increasing the amount of reps. The point is to progressively increase the amount of stress on your muscles, therefore forcing them to adapt and grow. You will not grow using the same weights at the same intensity every week.
http://www.rohitnair.net/pp/ This website is a program picker for newbs. Just choose what you'd like to do (gain muscle, lose fat, etc.), and it gives you a list of already-made programs that will do you good. There is no one "best" program. Choose one that fits you best.
I started out using Starting Strength. It's a basic 3-day program that is focused almost entirely on building strength in the major lifts: squat, bench press, deadlift, and overhead press. It helped a LOT and I'm really glad I started with it.
Once I had built up a good base for strength, I moved on to a more intermediate, muscle building routine called PHAT. It's a five-day routine that hits every muscle group twice a week. http://www.simplyshredded.com/mega-feature-layne-norton-training-series-full-powerhypertrophy-routine-updated-2011.html This article explains everything you need to know about it.
I'm currently running a program that is more tailored to my body but it still uses the same five day structure as PHAT. It's a very high volume program and I really love it though it kicks my ass sometimes XD
Get strong, bros! If you have any questions, feel free to ask! If I don't know, I can probably find out!