Last week I had a couple little bumps on my hand(everyone says spider bite, but we don't have many poisonous spiders in CO). Anyway, on Friday I saw the DR with a red welt the size of a quarter. 3 shots(both arms and my ass(sorry, pictures are NOT available) I'm told that this could be VERY serious, that I need to keep my had elevated all weekend and if it's not better by Sunday go directly to the Hospital(not a good word for the uninsured). The good news is, it's better, the bad news is, it's leaking puss everywhere(YUCK). I'm really not sure where this is leading, if I were on anything other than antibiotics I'd claim they were the demented ramblings of a diseased mind(probably still are). Still, I guess I get a few things out of this lost weekend....

1) "spider bites" suck, if something turns angry and red, see your Dr. fast.

2) Being uninsured sucks, the antibiotics cost me close to $100 and that's rediculous. Can't wait to see the rest of the Dr's bill.

3) This isn't a good year for EMG's body, I've lost a toenail, a thumbnail(same side, not the same time), and now this. Hopefully next year will be kinder.

4) Blow Jobs suck, why can't more things suck in that way???

5) WMM is closing in on 5 years old, and while the site's changed a lot(and is no longer just an avenue for my own perversions), I still love doing this. I hope I always do.

6) There is no rule 6.

I think that's it for now.