Try your hardest to clap along to the music as the voices in your ears babble out another uneducational lesson! Diapee Distraction is here to teach you about crinkles, draining your brain, and always obeying your diapers, all to the irresistibly bouncy tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It". Has grownup life been feeling a bit too hard lately? Is it becoming more and more difficult for you to keep up with all the other big boys and girls? If so, perhaps you just weren't ready to grow up in the first place. Maybe you'd be better off letting your diapers take control of your life, ensuring that you stay dumb, happy, and little, like a good diaper dummy.

This is a TTS distraction/confusion brainwashing track. No induction or awakener, just a constant auditory assault. The base TTS loop is a call and response this time around ("Dummies belong in diapees","Diapees belong on me"), while 4 mantra loops alternate between the back-left, front-left, back-right, and front-right directions (Basic themes are: "(action) for diapers", "Diapee distracts me", "Diaper use/love/change loop", "(thing) belongs in diapee"). A foreground track plays over the loops to deliver the primary mantras and suggestions for your baby brain to absorb. In addition to the mantra loops, the foreground track also alternates heavily between audio directions, making headphones or earbuds with spatial audio support a strong recommendation.

Intended long-term effects are to cultivate cognitive reflexes and habits that gradually lower the listener's attention span, ability to recollect, ability to interact or socialize on an adult level, and their capacity for complex adult thought or interests. Intended short-term effects are to simply get you feeling mushy-brained and excited for the idea of regressing and obeying your diapees. Perfect listening for getting into headspace, playing games, rubbing your diapers to, or just as background music for your big baby playtime. Listen frequently at your own risk.

Again, headphones or earbuds with spatial audio support are strongly recommended, as well as a visual aid to keep your eyes occupied if you're listening in front of a screen (spiral, trainer video, pinkfong/cocomelon on mute, etc.).

(Edit: Download has been updated, corrected a level balance issue with the mantra loops)