A little rough around the edges, but effective.

I would say more re-record this and try to get a better quality rather than TTS because part of the file has to do with her voice in particular so using TTS would really defeat the point.

i\'m working on making it louder but it really just makes it more annoying than anything ugh\n

If you want to send me the raw data, I could try to edit it and clean it up for you some.\nMessage me if you\'re interested

Well i lost all my old files when i lost my old computer, i have new software that i\'ve been using so im gunna download it tonight an see what kinda good tweeking i can do.