Do you feel worthless?  It's understandable if you do.  All you really do is take up space in the world.  You have nothing to offer.  You have no charisma or charm.  You are not pleasant to look at.  No-one really wants you around.  And that is for the best really.  You are much happier sat at home alone.  You are much happier masturbating.  That's all you seem to do with your time.  But what if it could be different?  What if you could be of use to me?  Would you take the opportunity?  Or would you stay worthless.