another amazing success from the master.

Thank you, Stu1. I am like a master. Some call me a hypno god. I am labeled many name tags. In all, across the way, I am of service to all. Those reading understand I had a computer programmer to the house, three times. I worked with him to replace wires and re-set the coordinates. After affixing the BIOS settings the little computer works fine, for now at least!

Noting this is under Oral and it says \"bring a cucumber\", I have to post this caution - never use food as an oral dildo. It can break apart, leaving it in your throat and you unable to get it out. But at least you\'ll die relatively quickly. Go out and buy a dildo, they\'re like everywhere. Then name your dildo \"Cucumber\" and listen away.

Dear Friend,\n As times have changed yes, sexual aids of many types are in abundance. Good advice, thank you. A teen-ager once got herself off with a large hot dog. It broke off, getting the end stuck way up inside her. My, how times change.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

an amazing file, loved every second, and loved being your maid

Dear Iriswave, I apologize, often. I have many jobs, on the side. I am glad your pleased, quite pleased with living the deep fantasy of becoming a French Maid. In life you may be stressed, tempted to drink alcohol or use drugs. I tell everyone, constantly live a clean life. Live the fantasy. Please listen again should you want to. I want you to be happy. Sincerely, HAXSAW