Dear Gentle Listeners,\n We see already this series is going to be another good one. As usual, I am here to be of service to all. I will later put out more of self-help. The date of this message is March 4th, 2013. I can see you, who read now want download quickly as possible. It is simple as 1, 2, 3. I already discussed, quite seriously, in other messages for gentle listeners, I am not paid. I have never been. Through correspondence I am pleased knowing I am changing, improving and satisfying lives. Some are left closer to family. Others are in love with themselves. Still others are deeply in love with God above. For whatever the many varied reasons I am glad I am responsible for playing a small, albeit, tiny part. I am, at least, steering some toward assurance and determination. I am give courage to do what you may otherwise not bother. \nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

Dear Gentle Listeners,\n I was just finished listening to a new album from Elvis. Well, it was 2010 debut. The Men in Black did get me once in a small motel room on the Coast of Maine. I was just leaving with my suitcase. I was leaving for Cape Cod, Massachusetts. After they confiscated some of my better files we chatted of recording artist. It was then Elvis came up. He is making albums still. He is not really dead yet, huh? All that plastic surgery and Botox. You would

be amazed the conspiracies going on, behind our backs. Meanwhile, we argue over what does and does not work, in mind control. It was then they left me with Elvis latest album, Mystery Train. A red light flashed from a pen one of the Men in Black were holding. I awoke, later, in Massachusetts. I was having wet dreams of Hilliary Clinton! I then found my files were gone! Well, as I am now behind in production let me share some shared, privately, dreams of getting on with a relative. It sometimes occurs. I figured with divorce rates so high, multiple layering of in-laws, out-laws and a few desperadoes is it any wonder Jerry Springer made a fortune on trash T.V.? Should you not like the All in the Family series try my later self-help contribution. It deals with recovering from trauma. I call them the Recovery Files. \nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

congratulations to you and tangy. you to \"single\"handedly trashed this site. one can only hope someone takes away your internet connection.\n\non the other hand, you might do this for ... fun? is it irony what you do? because you can hardly be serious.

Dear David,\n The notes on Men in Black are for fun. Most notes you see, written in a comical way are, in fact, for amusement, nothing more. Within the file I have the gentle listener will not seriously react to relatives. Those who listen may find or else call a mate or lover as a daddy or mommy figure. In fact, some marriages, not all yet a few, is that the sub-conscious desire for this connection is fulfilled. That desire can be, for example, a boyfriend reminds a girl so much of daddy It may fulfill a girl\'s desire to be closer to a dad she once did not or did not have. \n In this file certain sorts of men can fulfill a desire to be close to a sister. In my past line of work I knew of some, actually quite a few, family relatives, who \'got it on.\' I refer this comment as toward a sexual manifestation. Naturally, Haxsaw does not approve of this conduct. In a certain Pacific Island; sex between fathers and daughters, even mothers selling children on black market, is common practice. I also do not approve of this. I sell files on disk at low prices, here. I sell these as an alternative. As it would be with homosexuality, it cannot be simply \'swept under a carpet\'. Certain human conditions of mankind will not go away. I knew of one girl, personally, who was sexually heated around her father. In depth, I found he never initiated advances toward her. It was the teen-age daughter, coming on to him! After counseling, she was over this \'heating.\' I describe it as such for whenever she saw him, during a time of the month, she became heated for him. (???)\n I offer, comically enough, a subject that is going on. Incest of many sorts does occur. Sadly, I was counseling a brother and sister. The sister sexually propositioned the brother over in The U.S. Bethinking itself the ultimate mother, state Human Service officials blamed the brother. He was placed in protective custody. Meanwhile, the sister kept apologizing for doing what she did to him. I talked to him myself and the young brother was feeling alright, once more. I really despise the Human Services sometimes.\n I apologize if it seems offensive. Sadly, the world is filled with many sad cases. I tried making it comical as this is a touchy-feely subject, wrecking the inner spirit. Peace to you.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw \n

Dear David and to all it may concern;\n Oddly enough, I would be much gladder to simply make three files. One would be for weight loss. One would be for ceasing to smoke. Yet another would be to stop drinking. I do not tell family members to have incest! In fact, odd as this subject is, I am hoping the files offered are a safe alternative. Obviously, no boy or girl wishes to be screwed up with sex from an unwanted encounter.\n I also offered a few files, not many, yet a few, for homosexuals. Most gentle listeners were lonely. In being alone or even rejected by certain family members the file they played gave a safe way out. It allowed a safe escape to dream or act a feeling they burned in. I knew of church ministers who were into child abuse! I knew of some ministers, some, a few, who had sex with teen-age girls from their congregation. Now while many ministers are straight laced a few make others appear dirty and untrustworthy. Likewise, a few crooked politicians at the White House give all working politics a bad shade of gray.\n Though my files offered are oddly placed I do receive requests. I actually welcome them. I realize other making files within this genre refuse requests. Can I say, \"Here, take what I give? It is what you need... I care, even if I need thrust it upon you!\" \n From requests and from listening to the gentle listener I am to surmise what they desire. Now, please, let me confess. After all, the gentle listeners here are not average. They are not even intelligent. They are above average intellect! We know this for they search for greater renewing of body, soul and mind.\n My layering of subliminal sounds and added messages were discovered by many! I told, lied, I lied, saying I was from Northern California. I actually only vacationed a few times in the southern region and across the border, way down south. Alert, gentle listeners correctly identified myself as being from a New England State. \n All in all, throughout my travels I have learned of bad habits, in the United States, as well as overseas. I made a file for a lady to pretend she is having sex with a dog. Haxsaw does not approve of this yet ladies in certain corners of The United States were rapidly and willingly recording themselves in the act, doing such... Even liking it! My file offered was a safety valve, an escape. A file for sex with animals was so one could live the fantasy, yet not commit the act. \n I am, in no way, to make fun or put others down. I am not making certain, off-colored files as a joke or a put down to the human race. Mankind is with habits that defy explanation. For those who attend church, God wrote, back in Old Testament times, within The Holy Bible, He added a rule. He commanded to not lie down with animals as one would a husband or wife as it confused the animal. We have, like it or not, been committing sour habits throughout the history of time. David, I wish you best in all you do.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw\n

Haxsaw, you are seriously one of the best trolls on the internet.

Dear Carvyre,\n You need excuse me for being way behind the times. What do you mean to be a troll, please? I never approve of family members having sexual relations yet these actions do occur. At the least, should someone listen to a file as this, privately, and get the feeling out of their system, life can go on without future problems.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw \n

To all it may concern,\n I am not here to do as may be considered \'\'trolling.\" Should anyone see this the case I apologize. In reality, over the many, many years of my life I faced, directly, cases where families have dealt with sexual issues \'behind closed doors\'. In seriousness, not as a concern to provoke a desire... As a way to pacify the feeling and purge it from one\'s system, I made these All in the family files. \n As A.A. members pacified themselves with coffee so these files were so those, with some issues labeled, could ease off \'hot\' feelings. Oftentimes, once someone faces a feeling or emotion, even in fantasy via trance, one can realize, can come to terms- it was not the thrill they wanted.\n Warp my mind offers fantastic as well as off the wall. I receive many requests. Respectfully, I never reveal the people making these. As a former alcoholic may desire to be \'drunk on water\' via trance, so many make other requests.\n I receive requests from homosexuals, Christians, Atheists, Pagans and on and on. I try answering these. I stated once I am a member of no church. Should a Christian make a file request I stop to listen. Some like a certain brand of clothing- others do not.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw