So, I am now informed that there is indeed a demographic that cannot be tranced at all, and that, given the amount of effort I've put into this, it's very likely I'm in it. Don't that beat all.

I contacted a group in Albuquerque (the group itself is actually 90 miles away) much earlier today about a possible test of trancibility (not a word, I know), but they have yet to contact me back. I don't have transportation as a poor failing college student, so I don't know what I'll do to get there; a friend has offered to give me a ride, which would be supremely nice. I'm hoping they get back with me soon, and that results are positive.

If they aren't, know this - not everyone can be hypnotized.