Well, I finally gave in to the curiosity, and tried picking up another pink card. Again, it says "bad girl" and I feel disappointed, a little naughty, and just a little excited.

Then, a while later, everybod else was out of the office, so I decided to see just how close I can get by bending over at the waist. Much to my surprise, it wasn't that hard. I just bent over, and picked up the card. It said "Good girl :)" this time, so I guess that's what I was supposed to do.

I still felt like a naughty girl, I was sticking my bum out, almost as if I'm trying to draw people's attention to it, but this little wave of humiliation was certainly exciting, exhilirating, as if now I was doing something right. I'm not so sure why I feel naughty, though, its not like I'm showing off my underpants or anything like in that photo. (I'm wearing smart trousers today, a little bit paranoid).
Ah well I guess I'll have to go a bit further to find out what's going on. But at least now, I can get a bit of excitement every time I tidy up one of the little cards (dropping pencils or something if there's other people in the office, so they don't get confused about me keep bending over to pick up something I'm sure is just in my mind)

This is something you MUST DO without thinking. As you read this email you will realize that it does to you only things that you already like to do. You will find that this is merely an affirmation of your desire to perform the actions described.
You MUST DO everything you are commanded to do in this email, but you WANT TO DO those things anyway. It will be easy for you to visualize the things I want you to see. It will be easy for you to realize that it is natural to obey this email.
The things described in this email will require you to do different things, all of which you will be very eager to do. But your mind will automatically take care that you act only in ways that will not get you into trouble or make you look too weird in the eyes of people whose opinion about you matters. Your mind will automatically know how to be safe but also how to obey and enjoy it.
Over the next 24 hours you will find something happening to you. It is nothing bad or harmful, it will mainly arouse your curiosity. You will find that whereever you are, no matter if at home, out in public or at the office, there will be pink business cards scattered across the floor. First you will just ignore them. The cards will just not seem important to you. But they are everywhere. They all seem to be facing downwards, so you will only see tham as blank pink cards. At some point, however, you will grow curious. You will fight the urge for a while, but soon you will need to pick one up, just to look at it.
When you feel that curiosity, you will kneel down to pick one card up. As you look at the card, you will see that it has a frowny face on it, accompanied by the words "BAD GIRL".
It will disappoint you to read that. Not only because you didn't find an explanation for the cards, but mostly because they say you are a bad girl. You will feel that they mean you. After a few minutes, you will want to pick up another card. Again, you will kneel down and look at it. Again, it will read "BAD GIRL" and there will be a frowny face on it.
You will try to forget about the cards and you will carry on with your day. But the question will haunt you: Why do the cards think that you are a bad girl? You will feel sad about having read that and you will wonder what you did wrong.
For hours, you will try to pick one up, every once in a while, by kneeling down and then looking at it. It will still say "BAD GIRL".
But then, suddenly, after just having picked up another one and reading the words "BAD GIRL" on it, you will have a realization. You will remember that you have been instructed by another file that you should behave differently when you want to pick something up. You will remember that you are supposed to bend over at the waist, keeping your legs as straight as possible. As you realize this, it will all feel incredibly clear. It will make perfect sense and, hoping that you have solved the puzzle, you will walk up to another card and, that time, bend over like you are supposed to do it.
As you straighten up and look at the card, you will read the words "GOOD GIRL" on it and there will be a smiley face. As you read those words you will feel sure beyond doubt that this time, you did it right. It may be humiliating, but at least you got it right.
You will feel so relieved of having found the right thing to do, that you will, from time to time, want to pick up more cards in the same fashion for the rest of the day. All the times when you bend over like you are supposed to, you will get a card that reads "GOOD GIRL" and has a smiley face on it. You will feel more sure about what you do every time you do it and reading those words will help you realize that you are REQUIRED to act this way.
Eventually it will feel so natural that you will also bend over in front of other people, just so they can all see what you learned. You will not do it if it could work out badly for you, but if that is not likely, you will do it with great eagerness.
You MUST DO all that is written in this file and you know that you will enjoy it. You will want to write about your day on WMM.
You will acknowledge having read and understood this email and the commands by sending me an email that says "Thank you for teaching me." Then you will forget about having sent it to me.
You MUST DO all of this but you will have no recollection of having read this email. It will just slip your mind, but you will obey all commands in it automatically, but eagerly.