I've been trying to write this email a few times now, but it keeps crashing, so Angel has given me permission to write this when I can, and leave any new emails unread until I've written what I already did

I had monday morning off, and went shopping. Didn't buy anything interesting, but got a new tshirt from new look. And stocked up the essential stuff, you know what I mean.

After lunch I headed to the office. Dawn's off, so I was on the phones as well as usual stuff. As soon as I sat down, it rings, so I pick up the phone. I'm supposed to say "Good afternoon, ((The name of the company I work for, thanks demigraff for suggesting I change it)) my name is ((my real name)) how can I help you", but my mind was just blank. I couldn't remember the company name, or even my own. I just paniced for a second, then read the company name off my computer screen, hope they didn't ask who I am.

Most of the morning wasn't too much trouble, I figured out pretty quickly somebody must have done something to me, I just couldn't remember my friends names or anything. One call, it was somebody from Aberdeen who dinged me for not using the official greeting, asked who it was I just panicked and said Heather, its all I could think of. There's going to be a report in my perminant file, but that doesnt matter because its only a little reprimand, and he probably wont get it in the right file anyway.

A new command you MUST DO: For the next 2 hours, you will not be able to remember anyone's name, including your own. It will be as though all the names have left your head. If anyone tells you a name, it will immediately fall right back out of your head. This will only happen in situations where it will not get you into trouble, as long as it is safe, you will forget everyone's name, including your own. This will frustrate you to no end, and you won't be able to figure out for the life of you why you can't remember names. After the 2 hours is up, you will be able to remember names again, and all the names you knew before will come back to you. You will then make a journal post on WMM about your experience.

Edit: Oh I can read the email now, that was a good one but a bit scary. You don't need to tell me to write the journal, I always must do that. Edit2: Thanks demigraff.