This is your new hypnofile, and what you MUST DO is allow all the things it says will happen to happen.

All day tomorrow, you will find that you are subject to "random attacks of bimboness". Each of these "random attacks of bimboness" will only last for five minutes, and they will not occur at times when it would be unsafe for you to have a five-minute "attack of bimboness", or to be seen having a five-minute "attack of bimboness". Also, if you have classes tomorrow, they will not occur between the time you start heading for your first class and the time your last class ends. Aside from those safety measures, and whatever other safeties you may have, you will have no control over when these "random attacks of bimboness" will occur. Even if you somehow come to suspect that you have been hypnotized to have "random attacks of bimboness" during the day, you will be helpless to prevent them from occurring. Once you have gone to bed for the night, these "random attacks of bimboness" will stop occurring.

When a "random attack of bimboness" occurs, you will suddenly become a bimbo, and will remain a bimbo for five minutes. During that time, your subconscious will keep you from doing anything that would be dangerous, harmful, or unsafe, but you will be unaware of that. When the five minutes is up, the "random attack of bimboness" will pass and you will stop being a bimbo - until the next "random attack of bimboness" occurs. After a "random attack of bimboness" has passed, you will know what happened, but not why it happened at that moment.

As the day goes on, if you are able to post to your journal, you will find yourself wanting to post comments that tell about these "random attacks of bimboness". While this isn't something that you MUST DO, you will find yourself thinking that these "random attacks of bimboness" are things the people who read your journal would find interesting, and would want to read about.

I'm curious about whether i'll end up figuring out what's going on...if i don't, i probably will be even more embarassed...