must do

you know that you have made me do humiliating things, like think that I fart whenever i bend over. This file will be the revenge you deserve for making me do those things. But it's way worth, and the thought excites you, making you even more obedient to me. You secretly want this, badly.

After reading this email, you feel a growing urge to eat something that you know will make you gassy. You will want to pick a type of food which you know is bound to make you need to fart a lot. Then after you ate it, for 24 hours, whenever you feel like you need to fart, you will be unable to. instead, what you must do is find an excuse to bend over, with your legs straight, so your ass sticks out. You may drop something on the floor, or tie your shoelaces, or find any other reason. It can't be avoided, you must do this. You will then freeze in that position until you passed some gas. It doesn't matter where you are, you will have to find an excuse to bend over. It will feel like the most important thing to do. When you are bent over, you will be unable to straighten up until you passed some gas, for real.

The only exception is that when you are in company where your social status might be in danger, you can get away by only passing a very small amount of your gas, but it will of course cause you to need to bend over again very soon. You will try to do it discreetly, but you can not make it to a private place every single time. The less dangerous it seems for you to get noticed doing this thing, the more loud and shameless you will fart in order to straighten up. If there are people around, but they don't know you so you can get away with it, you will fart loudly, unable to stop yourself.

You will notify me by email twice. First when you have eaten your choice of food that gives you gas, and again after 24 hours, to report on how this revenge worked out.