Sup, bros! Today, I went shoppin'. Original intention was to pick up a bunch of sleeveless shirts and tank tops, and maybe a few shorts.
Actual purchases were one sleeveless shirt and several shorts; actually, I purchased one gray-and-red sleeveless shirt(to match my gray shorts and three pairs of red shorts, savvy) and two packs of three Hanes® white tank tops.
However, when I got home I found the tanks where, while 'Large', in 'Boys' sizes, as opposed to Men's. Andsayitwithmenow: FUCK.
What were those doing right fucking next to the ones I wanted to buy? What do they expect me to do, READ?
But we kept the receipts, so we can take them back and get some that fit. And, in the meantime, I'm writing this one while wearing my new sleeveless shirt and shorts.

Actually, about that: when I saw myself in the mirror with my new threads, I had mixed feelings. Not from looking Jocky; that was all good. No, my problem was, on looking in the mirror, my thought wasn't "Yeah, I look like a Jock!", it was "Oh, I look normal."
Lemme explain. All my life, as a Geek, I made it a point NOT to look normal. So growing up, when a lot of the guys around me started wearing what I now think of as more jocky clothes, I started wearing a top hat; so it goes.
Now, when I look at my jock clothes, I feel, first, that I'm finally fitting in some. And then I feel more jocky. And then I feel like I'm betraying those principals that I held so strongly, which I still believe, that you don't have to 'fit in' if you don't want to. And then I feel that I DO want to, dammit. And then I reflect that a jock doesn't have to deal with such existential crises, so I let Rocky come out to play with his weights while I have a nice, mental nap. So it goes, too.


Finally, and completely changing the subject: I tried BeMine's most recent file, Big Dumb Jock, for obvious reasons. It's only a bit over 10 mins long. Still, I thought I'd give it a try.
The induction is nice, relaxing, and great for just letting go of day to day stress. All's going great, and the instructions come up. They're perfect, they're exactly the results most BDJs are looking for and-The fuck? It's over already? Damn! Look, don't get me wrong. Slip this one into your file list, it's great. But it's soooo short! Could use some beefing up.

That's about it for tonight. Later, bros!