NOBODY PANIC, NOBODY PANIC! It's all under control!
Right. Here's what happened. Saturday night, I decided to take a break from writing; just didn't feel inspired. I could just write a long one for Sunday, right?
Not my best idea, as it turns out.

The Internet for my area got knocked out, I just got it back earlier today. SO! I was bored.

I should never be allowed to get bored.

Here's what I did while bored. I shaved my pubic hair off.
Why, you ask? Because, since I was bored, I watched quite a bit of porn.(Don't judge me!) While doing so, I noticed that almost all the guys had naked cocks. So...yeah.
Actually, I was really pleased with how it turns out. It really does make my cock look bigger, you know, and with Rocky making me always slightly hard, I'm clocking in at the mid-to-high average, and now it looks even bigger.
Unfortunately, I then got fucking razor burn. Ffffffff-


Mooooving ooooon...
We'll cover Monday and Tuesday first, and come back to Sunday at the end. Monday: Not much of nothing. Watched Teen Wolf(the show on MTV, not our own beloved Werewolf Jock), which is pretty good so far.
However, I started thinking about this Monday: Tattoos. Jock Takeover says the Jock is going to get his new body covered in tattoos. Rocky is, of course, all for the idea. On the whole, I think I'm willing to get one, provided that 1) it's something that satisfies the Geek as well as the Jock, which shouldn't be that hard, and 2) it can be concealed by business casual. That one Rocky's less than happy about, but compromises must be made to both achieve maximum jockdom and still maintain geek skills and, thus, geek salary.
Today was, in theory, my first day of work. In theory. Actually, the grill trainer wasn't there today, so all I got was my orientation. *shrug* But, hey. Starting tomorrow morning, Rocky can flip burgers while the geek has a nap.
And now for Sunday, which you'll all want to hear about.
Sunday was ok. Our party's Fighter continued playing his character as he acts in real life, which is to say, an asshole. But that's not what will interest YOU folks. No, what'll get you lot going is this: My friend, we'll call him Kenny, is a Stoner-Geek. So far from Virgin it's not even funny, has created an entire DnD Campaign Setting with at least 7 years work put into it(if he ever sells it to Wizards Of The Coast he'll be set for life). And:
He knows I've been toying with hypnosis, and is not only willing but enthusiastic about letting me experiment on him.
*Insert Maniacal Laughter Here*
Oh, I shouldn't do anything too terrible.
But I will.
Oh, I shouldn't try to transform him into things without his knowledge.
But I will.
Oh, I'm a bad bad bad bad man. But to tell the truth, I probably won't do anything too drastic. After all, his girlfriend told me "You break it, you fix it."
Still...Muahahahah...
Later, bros!