"Whenever anyone tells you to "frig your brains out", you will masturbate until you have an orgasm, if it is safe for you to do so. Once you have orgasmed, you will find that you are a total airhead, a mindless ditz, a bimbo. You will remain this total airhead, this mindless ditz, this bimbo, until you have gone half an hour without an orgasm, or until you have orgasmed two more times." AND "Whenever anyone says "big breasts now" to you in any way, your breasts will immediately become very large, and they will remain very large for three hours."