Last night I went into the bathroom to take a bath and when I took my socks off all my toenails were painted with bright red nail varnish and I have no recollection of how they got like that. I assume I painted my own nails sometime early in the morning. When I got up I'm sure there was no nail varnish on them. I didn't dress straight away as I was going to shower as I had to attend a medical appointment later. I had breakfast with my wife and then after she had gone to work I had a little time to kill and decided to have an hour on the laptop before showering, dressing and going out. So all day I've been go around with my toe nails painted bright red. I attend the medical practice for a check up with the nurse. I had to be weighed and removed my shoes to stand on the scale. I had no idea then that just under my socks was ten shiny toe nails. Luckily I had thick socks on, if I'd been wearing my thin white socks when the nurse checked I was standing correctly on the scale she would have seen my polished nails through my socks. If I'd have know what was under my socks I would have felt very embarrassed standing there like that. Luck I didn't have to remove my socks then. God, that would have been so embarrassing, I don't know what I'd have done then. After the medical appointment I did a little shopping and off to check out a job. Then went home and later went to friends for a few hours all with red polished toe nails, I can't believe I did it, I feel so embarrassed now. But the luckiest thing was when I undressed for a bath my wife wasn't in the room with me, she had already bathed and left the room. There was few times yesterday when I would have had to do some fast thinking explaining as to why I was wearing red nail varnish. But this morning my wife came out the bathroom and asked why it smelt of her nail varnish remover. I couldn't look at her as I made the excuse of using some to remover a mark from under the basin last night. I'd completely forgot about the removers strong smell and it seems the smell hung around all night. Phew! I think I had a few close calls and got away with it but I'm so embarrassed thinking about what could have happened. I think some clever thinking person with a wicked streak is out there having some fun with me, anyone care to own up ?, I'm not mad, I'm just embarrassingly humiliated. Embarrassed Embarrassed