The Machine

"Amelia get over here!" My coworker, Jhon, yelled at me from accross the room "We only have about five minutes before our prototype is done 3D printing". We were on the brink of discovering an automatic Potty-Trainer for toddlers. "Get the circut board ready to be implanted into the plastic cover". I told him. He looked over just as I was about to enject urine into my bladder so I could test it myself. He told me "You are not testing it on yourse- " and he got cut off by the buzzer of the 3D printer. We quickly Assenbled the peaces, well he did because i was trying to hold in urine. As soon as he was done I snatched it out of his hands and placed it on my right buttcheak. It dug into my skin and it hurt, alot. But it was implanted and attached to my bladder. As soon as i was ablout to pee myself the machine kicked in and took over my lower half. "You implanted the male version!" Jhon yelled at me, "Why did you have to be overconfedent and wear white leggings to work today?" I tried to yell back but it was already making me walk into the boys bathroom. It tried to pull down a zipper, and it made me pee all over myself... the feeling was warm down my leg. I couldn't help ut to let out an "Ahhhhh..." while i peed. Three days later i was able to remove the machine from by butt through robotic surgery. By that time the female version was complete, but with one flaw... for all we knew it was totaly permanent. I fought through the fear and tried it, it was permanent, and once every few times because it was inside my bladder it would glitch and just make pee all over myself. I was such a bonehead that i was now Urinally incontinence, but everytime I felt the urine stream down my leg i wanted to make others like me. So one day I went into the lab and produced Two more "urineate machines" as I now called them, one for my BFF Lindsey and one for my other BFF Grace. The minute I was out of the lab i dialed Lindsey's Number and asked her to hang out on Saturday, and I dialed Grace's Number and asked her the same thing. Both Yes. Two slow days went by and finally it was saturday. I set one machine on the toilet to that when they sat they would be implanted. They both showed up around 1pm and we all hung out. Finally Grace said "I have to take a piss..." then her stomach gurgled "and maybe a shi-" she was interupted by a loud wet fart then she turned around and ran to the bathroom. When she returned I said " now i have to go take a piss. " and i got up and walked into the bathroom, I placed the new machine on the toilet, flushed it, and came out of the bathroom. An hour later Grace left and it was just me and Lindsey. "Im bored." Lindsey said "I have to... Urinate" Suddenly she ran off twordes the bathroom, then screamed in pain. She put her butt onto the machine right where it hurt badley. I reached for my pocket and pulled out a remote that had the names Grace on top and Lindsey slowley faded in right under it. I had made a remote and transmiter for the people like me so i could control their bladder and bowel movements. Lindsey ran out and explained that she had been stung by somthing. I stuck my hade with the remote into my pocket ind pressed the fart button for Lindsey. She let out a small toot of air and said excuse me. Then I spammed the fart button and her butt kept pushing out air. I orerdered her to make more at the lab, at first she refused, but then I made her piss herself and she was fine with it. Grace came through the door and told me she was back. When i told her to invite all of her friends to a nude party she seamed overjoyed, but i made her fart once or twice while on the phone anyway. When they all showed up they got undressed and I stuck the machine into their butts. Lindsey told me i should make them all poop themselves at once, so i made her poop twenty pounds off and said "there they all pooped, just through your butt." I pressed the all button and pressed the Urinate NOW key and they all screamed andgrabbed towels to clean up.