Chapter 1

99 RULES OF MIND CONTROL

Just the basics …

This is an adaptation of a TG story “99 Laws of TG” by Tranto (original available on fictionmania website). I would like to also thank the usual suspects for their additions.

1. The Laws of Quantum Reality favor Mind Control. Of all possible outcomes to a situation, most will result in Mind control. Unknown containers, curious knick-knacks, and strange devices will all cause enslavement or spontaneous mental powers. Odd stores appearing, dispensing such items, and disappearing are an example of quantum realities overlapping in order to facilitate enslavement.
2. Sexual Submission is highly contagious. There is never any isolated submissiveness.
3. All ancient cultures had a ceremony for inducing slavery, often involving impalement .
4. 85% of magic practitioners specialize in mind control.
5. At least one of any three wishes granted to any person will involve mind control.
6. Law of Wish Invariability: Any wish made anywhere by anyone will inevitably be granted, unless it involves breaking an enslavement (See Law #1).
7. All wishes are granted in the most ironic way possible.
8. Every group of women on the planet contains at least one witch.
9. 77% of Dominatrixes are witches
10. Any mistake made during a scientific or magical procedure will induce a hypnotic trance state in at least one bystander.
11. Any mistake made in a process to induce submission causes more submission, not less (see law #2).
12. Any and every sensation possible is pleasurable when emanating from the breasts. Slave Women purposely avoid watching the ground ahead of them so that they can trip and fall on their breasts, thus bringing themselves to orgasm.
13. Any procedure that would increase the femininity of a women (i.e., by increasing the size of her breasts) invariably turns them into nymphomaniac sluts.
14. If someone believes a potential source of mind control is bogus, it will work. If someone believes a potential source of mind control is authentic, it will work on someone else, while they aren’t looking.
15. Evil and stupidity have a strong relationship to Mind control. The bigger an asshole a man is, the more dominant he becomes. Normal, everyday nice guys always become power mad , everyday megalomaniacs almost immediately after receiving a mind control artifact.
16. Any group of women contains at least one lesbian.
17. All men eventually enjoy and appreciate mind control, even if they’re being turned gay.
18. There are no less than three ways to spell “come”.
19. Fact: The average bimbo masturbates 637 times daily. For men that have been the subject of mind control this number is increased by 35%.
20. All men masturbate within an hour of being turned into a slave.
21. Fact: Each day hundred of acres of rain forest are cut down. This is a shame, because 95% of unknown plant species are hypnogenic.
22. 83% percent of nerds know how to induce a hypnotic trance.
23. 68% percent of men currently in existence are nerds and the constant target of abuse from every other human on the planet.
24. All nerds have memorized every law and theory of science ever conceived by humans. Spanking new scientific practices just being tested in top-secret governmental laboratories have no doubt been mapped out and improved upon by your local nerd. In the rare event that a nerd has not heard of a scientific process, he can pick it up in about three minutes, tops.
25. 72% of French-maids have no memories prior to 6 months ago.
26. 10% percent of men currently in existence are actually supernatural, all-powerful beings who get off on turning men into pink haired, cock shaved, slave boys.
27. There are no true female nerds. All females who appear to be nerds are actually witches.
28. Pocket watches and small shiny coins attract persons with lower than average resistance to hypnosis.
29. 99.8% of leather fetishists are sex-slaves, want to be sex-slaves, or believe they are completely immune to hypnosis.
30. Stage Hypnotists never get enough sex to satisfy their needs, that’s why they are stage hypnotists.
31. First Law of Relocation Requirement: Any boy made to transfer to a new school in the middle of the year must first pass an advanced level course in Nerd-science and its uses in getting laid. If he fails to pass his nerd-science exam he is assumed to be female for purposes of Law #32.
32. Second Law of Relocation Requirement: Any girl made to transfer to a new school in the middle of the year exudes an aura which is the social equivalent of a bulls-eye. She will invariably become the target of a mind control scheme before the end of his first week.
33. Research scientists are the clumsiest and most forgetful people on earth. Coincidentally, they’re all involved in mind control schemes, directly or indirectly.
34. Law of Liquid Similarity: Most mind control formulas are utterly indistinguishable from milk, beer or cum. Research scientists store them in gallon and quart jugs or beer cans and glass bottles, and bring them home for storage in the family refrigerator…just in case.
35. Law of Gastronomic Indifference: If food or drink tastes funny a man will consume it regardless.
36. Law of Precognitive Immunity: People who believe they are immune to hypnosis are in fact receiving a precognitive warning that they are really highly susceptible to hypnosis, and about to become bimbo-ized.
37. Any group of women contains at least one slut. This may or may not overlap with Laws #9 and #16.
38. Law of Robotics: All robots are anatomically correct, functional and up for it, No robot by act or omission shall disobey its master, ALL…RO-BOTS… SPEAK… LIKE… WILL-I-AM… SHAT-NER.
39. All men spend their life waiting for enslavement to occur; therefore, when it does, they are neither shocked nor frightened, but rather immediately seize upon the opportunity as an excuse to have the greatest sexual experience of their lives.
40. No two women in a group may have the same hair color, unless that color is blond.
41. You are feeling sleepy. Feeling sleepy once a day is a sure sign of regular hypnotic sessions.
42. There really is a subliminal message in 74% of rock music. It tells the listener to use the CD as a coaster, this is a conspiracy by “THEM” to boost replacement CD sales
43. While it is possible in certain rare circumstances to reverse mind control, it is not possible to do so once body modifications where breasts have grown past a DD-cup or penis grown beyond 10″ have taken place. This is known as the DD/10-barrier.
44. It is never possible to reverse enslavement until the subject of the change no longer wants to have the change reversed. The machine is never repaired until the victims have grown used to the slave-state and learned to love their new lives.
45. Having sex always cancels out any way to reverse enslavement. Initiates are almost always warned of this, but they get caught up in the moment and have sex anyway.
46. Only women are capable of exercising prudence and judgment when making wishes. Males always make carelessly worded wishes. Females occasionally wish with common sense and forethought.
47. Genies actually only know how to change men into pink haired cock shaved slave-boys and women into French maids. Everything else is a fraud-that’s why no genie actually grants the true intent of a wish.
48. Countdowns that reach zero always result in a trance state..NASA uses this effect to maintain the fiction that there is an American space programme. The Phallic symbolism of an Apollo rocket is entirely intentional.
49. All males, even incredibly macho, sexist, and chauvinistic ones, have incredibly fragile psyches and instantly turn into fuck-toys at the first hint of Mind Control.
50. All homophobic males either end up as pink haired cock shaved gay slaves, or feel compelled to perform deeply degrading acts in public places. The degree of enslavement or humiliation being exponentially proportional to the degree of homophobia.
51. If anyone undergoes enslavement, the probability that he/she and everyone else in the immediate vicinity will engage in a random sexual act rises exponentially.
52. Mind Control devices create spatial warps in a person’s mouth and torso so that s/he may accept any penis regardless of how much collateral expansion it undergoes. A man experiencing enslavement can easily accept a penis the size of a nuclear submarine.
53. Copious, unexplained lactation/breast growth isone of the most common side effects of female enslavement. Indeed, it is one of the most common problems affecting women today.
54. Master-PC software induces megalomaniac and Nymphomaniac tendencies in 87% of users.
55. The numbers appended to these rules are in reverse order.
56. The numbers and letters in bra sizes are not discrete quantities referring to torso and breast size respectively, but rather both refer directly to breast size. As one increases, so does the other. After 36D, the next size is 44DD, and so on until 999ZZZ. Bras are made for a single torso size that universally fits all women.
57. 34DDD, 34EE, and 34F are all distinct, increasingly larger cup sizes.
58. All men experiencing enslavement are perfect models of male beauty, having a well defined six-pack and a 7″ cock as a minimum requirement. Shaved genitals and nipple piercing, are optional.
59. Chemical Companies seldom clean up chemical spills and always abandon research facilities. 83% of chemicals left in such places will cause a hypnotic trance state. 51% will cause increased libido.
60. Smoking is bad for one’s mental independence.
61. Statistically, American Football Coaches are more likely to know hypnotic techniques than any other profession.
62. In most cases demons are more interested in bondage, sex and virgins, than death and destruction. The average demon is the ultimate party animal.
63. Humans exert incredibly magnetic force. Ray guns allowed even brief periods of free movement will immediately swing to aim towards the nearest male. Objects as light as syringes will almost hurtle through the air to meet any man in their immediate vicinity.
64. Any woman will invariably fumble while holding a syringe that could cause a hypnogenic trance or mental powers and jab herself, even if she’s handled hundreds in the previous hour without incident.
65. Any sort of radical new lifesaving process involves total submission to the will of the master/mistress. If a doctor decides that someone should undergo a brain transplant, there will never be any ugly or old bodies available.
66. Most men, after undergoing mind control, would gladly trade their intelligence for larger cocks. NOTE: Some experts argue that this is an unproved theory..pointing out that most free willed men would also trade their intelligence for a larger cock.
67. Transplanted body parts always retain the previous owner’s sexual orientation and libido. This effectively doubles the host’s sex drive and may cause unplanned groping.
68. The leader of any group undergoing enslavement will inevitably receive the most and deepest brainwashing.
69. Any spell being held in reserve as a countermeasure against mind control will inevitably be forgotten or bungled. See Laws #44 and #45.
70. All handheld objects capable of causing mind control exude fields which prevent any but the most tenuous of grasps by people who hold them. As such they are snatched away quite easily.
71. It is remarkably easy for a man to miss the fact that he is undergoing enslavement. Most men who incur unexpected mind control will not notice that anything has happened until their penis is permanently erect and shaved or they’ve received confirmation from a doctor, whichever comes first.
72. If a man is asleep when he undergoes enslavement, it is impossible to wake him until he is completely submissive.
73. Breast size is the universal standard by which a woman’s beauty and desirability may be measured, hence the woman with the largest breasts is automatically the most attractive. Men will always choose a woman with large breasts over a woman who possesses smaller breasts, regardless of other qualities she might have.(I.e. personality, common interests or history, lack of a temperament based on all-consuming evil, etc…)
74. No man who will undergo mind control may have sex until he has done so. Corollary: He may have sex if and only if it is necessary to facilitate the mind control. This is yet another application of Law #1.
75. Any woman who is even slightly unhappy for any reason has secretly sought enslavement her entire life. She agrees that mind control is the only solution, and immediately seeks a Master/Mistress. She will invariably become depressed until she finds a Master/Mistress, at which point she will become so ecstatic it’s embarrassing to listen to her.
76. Being a female slave has no drawbacks.
77. Female slaves live in a constant state of euphoric high, the only reasons being that they’re female, have breasts, and can have multiple orgasms.
78. If a man secretly longs for fem-dom, all the women close to him are supermodels so as to further his suffering.
79. Mass is generated or eliminated as is convenient. The excess mass released from turning a 6’7″ 20 stone twinkie eater into a 5’11” 10 stone pink haired cock shaved twink simply disappears.
80. The barriers preventing people from altering reality with small electronic devices such as TV remotes, home computers, and jury-rigged ray guns are minute at most, and quite easily surmountable…even by non-Nerds
81. The most common results of a lightning strike are: the direct altering of reality, magical powers,technological omnipotence, memory loss or the smell of charred clothing.
82. 26% of slaves lose the ability or desire to wear clothes. Buttons, zips and shoelaces become mysteries only the Master understands. A naked slave is a happy slave.
83. Any substance used for anything other than its intended purpose (and not uncommonly even then) causes a hypnotic trance state.
84. If a shampoo or deodorant has “Just for Women” on the label, it invariably induces a strong compulsion to obey the nearest female if used by any male.
85. Enslavement, while inevitably pleasurable, is also the world’s most popular method of revenge.
86. All pills look exactly alike and cannot be differentiated in any way. No one will ever notice one pill having been switched with another.
87. Women’s erect nipples are the hardest objects known to human science. The next hardest are men’s erect penises with diamonds following up at a distant third.
88. If a man is transformed into a rubber wearing fuck-toy, it may very well go unnoticed by other people in the immediate vicinity.
89. Alien pregnancies rarely take more than a week and always induce enhanced parental instincts. Alien-human hybrids always have mental powers.
90. Reading long lists of numbers makes the reader very sleepy and very relaxed.
91. Any group of woman contains at least one tomboy. This tomboy is usually also the witch.
92. Any group of both men and women will contain men and women of at least two of these three archetypal pairings: a jock/a tomboy; a geek/a witch; a generic man with no defining characteristics/a blonde.
93. Men who subconsciously seek a gay master often apply to join a gymnasium before realising their destiny
94. All governments wish to see each and every one of its citizens to be a brainless, cock-sucking bimbo who will have sex with you if you look at him/her funny. This is why they are coming up with a new plot involving mind control every month. These plans are usually not very wellthought out and extremely short-sighted, and thus areinevitably derailed by a small group of “those damn kids” (with dog), but not before one of them undergoes mind control.
95. Law Zero is the holy grail of mind control. The equivelent of the unified field theory sought by physicists, Law Zero expresses all concepts of mind control in a single elegant formula.
96. All victims of Dorm-house MC end up sleeping with either their best friend, their worst enemy, their room-mate, a total stranger or all of the above.
97. 70% of aliens are better endowed than their Earthly equivalents, the other 30% lust after humans because they are such babes.
98. No one ever suspects deceit in deals, bets, or dares involving Hypnosis. Males will instinctively trust anyone who changes them into a slave with their consent, even if the evidence suggests they plan to go back on the deal. This usually results in the enslavement being permanent and the victim becoming a sex slave and loving it.
99. People reading this list often lose count due to the combined effects of Laws #41, #48, #55 and #90
100. Every single man at your local gym has a mysterious gap in his memory after each workout. You don’t realize that, however, because there’s a mysterious gap in YOUR memory.
101. There is no such thing as a female human being with blonde hair. The blonde hair is a fortunate side effect of the mind control bimbo-ization process.
102. There is no such thing as male baldness. Women shave the heads of men they have mind-controlled in order to mark their property and to protect their goods from other predatory female mind-controllers. Corollary: The really sadistic controllers pluck out the hairs one at a time, starting with the forehead and working slowly backwards. This process can sometimes take years to complete.
103. There is no truth to the statement that you can’t be forced to do things under hypnosis that you don’t want to do. This is a myth propagated by hypnotists to get unsuspecting victims to agree to be hypnotized as well as to keep amateurs from trying it.
104. 72% of all female office personnel who began their jobs wearing slacks and sensible shoes to work now wear short skirts, high heels and push-up bras. At least one of those workers is now efficiently finishing a report completely unaware of her lack of panties.
105. Nearly all males who develop or acquire The Power during adolescence come from families with a young and still attractive single mother, one or more similarly hot sisters (older, younger, or both), and no brothers. After some wrestling with his conscience and the incest taboo, the boy will inevitably succumb to his desire for his mother and/or sister(s). The absent father may be dead, divorced, an alien or return shortly after the boy begins to experiment with The Power in order to instruct him in its use and/or inform him of his birthright.
106. Mind Control is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega of fetishes. All other sexual fetishes are contained within erotic mind control. All other sexual fetishes ultimately lead to erotic mind control. And erotic mind control will open your own mind to all other fetishes.
107. The reading of all 99 Laws of Mind Control in reverse order will give the reader the power to control the mind of the next person he or she meets.
108. The reading of all 99 Laws of Mind Control in order will force the reader to submit to the erotic mind control of the next person he or she meets.
109. If a person come into possession of a mystical mind control device encased in an object such as a watch, pendant, ring, strange box, or glowing lantern, he/she is compelled to immediately use it for sexual gratification far beyond his/her normal impulses.
110. Aliens that would give H.R. Giger nightmares consider human females sexually attractive. Corollary – Aliens that would give H.R. Giger nightmares.are not too bothered if a human female has just one hole at the back or a second one at the front (which is a bonus allowing them to
111. ..as JarJar says “humans they’sa all looka da same to me!”
112. 80% of all female scientists are either controlling an Insidious Mind Control Conspiracy or controlled by one.
113. All schoolboys have at least one amazingly attractive teacher whom they can use as a target for their insidious mind control powers.
114. Hypnotists are content with a harem but telepaths want a powerbase and mad scientists using nanotech want to redesign the human race.
115. Watches, candles, eyes, keys and nipples are all excellent focuses for hypnotic inductions. Arguments rage over which is most effective, most agree that the focus is a matter of personal style.
116. Most Insidious Mind Control Conspiracies are Lesbian controlled. Most sporting Mind Control conspiracies are gay and/or Russian controlled.
117. Mind Controllers never co-exist sooner or later they are compelled to determine which is the stronger…”There can BE only one Master”. Inheriting the opponent’s harem of slaves being an additional motivation.
118. People reading this list often remember reading Laws #41, #48, #55, #90, #106, and #107 shortly before recalling that Law #116 is really Law ONE….before moving on to read Law #117…
119. Law Zero: You are now ready to obey your master and feel an overwhelming level of sexual anticipation