Chapter 1

So, you must really be curious about what it feels like to be a dumb dog if you clicked this right? If not, the back button is your new friend. 

If you’re in the right place then I’m more than happy to help you discover what a wonderful thing it is. Make sure that you’re comfortable first, happy dogs don’t get made from uncomfortable people after all. Make sure there’s nothing that can distract you while you’re reading. 

Ready? Let’s begin. 

Focus on the text. Roll your shoulders, stretch your limbs. Make sure you’re comfortable for me.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. There we go. That wasn’t hard, was it?

Read my words nice and slowly, there’s no need to rush here. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

Allow my words to take your full attention, everything else is secondary right now.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. Very good.

Let your surroundings drift away from you as you relax. The only thing that matters now is what you’re reading.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. 

Let your mind sink into a more relaxed state. The more you inhale and exhale the more relaxed you feel.

Take a nice deep breath. Then exhale. Doesn’t that feel good?

Sinking deeper now, deeper into relaxation. Nice and comfortable, nice and focused on my words.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

Your nice, relaxed body is starting to feel a little heavy now. Don’t try and move it, just enjoy how it feels to be this relaxed and comfortable. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. 

You don’t want to move, do you? It feels better to just keep reading my words. Isn’t it nice to just read and breathe deeply? Your brain sinking deeper as you read along. There we go.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. Good.

No need to focus on anything other than my words now. You could do anything other than this, but you don’t really want to. You want to keep reading along and relaxing your brain and your body. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

Your mind sinking deeper with each word you read, starting to feel a little sluggish. It isn’t anything worth worrying yourself about. You should just keep reading along and sinking deeper and deeper. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

You don’t need to think, just let my words fill your head. Thinking is too much effort. You just need to relax your nice heavy body. There’s no need to resit now, just reading along and relaxing is so much easier. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale. 

No need to make choices, it’s too much effort now. Let me help you with it. I can lift the heavy weight of responsibility from your shoulders. Just submit to my words.

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

Surrender yourself to my words. Free yourself and let me help you decide what to do. There’s no need to fight it, just let yourself sink deeper and deeper. You could struggle but why bother? It’s so much simpler to just let me take control. 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

Isn’t it nice to give up control? No responsibilities, no choices, no thoughts. Able to fully relax as my words fill your nice, sunken, empty mind. Doesn’t it feel nice? 

Take a nice deep breath, then exhale.

There we go.

Such a nice empty mind. No thoughts, just a nice empty brain.

Ready to listen, ready to be filled.

Doesn’t that sound nice, to have someone else tell you what to do?

I’m sure it sounds wonderful. 

Aren’t you such a good dog?

A good, empty dog.

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Understand?

I suppose you don’t have to understand it, you just have to obey. 

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

You’re a good dog, aren’t you? 

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Doesn’t it feel nice to be empty?

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Doesn’t it feel nice to have someone else shape your brain?

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Isn’t it easier to be a good dog? You just have to read along and let my words fill your nice, empty head.

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Doesn’t it feel natural to obey? 

Good dogs love to obey. 

Good dogs get rewarded for obeying. 

Good dogs get rewarded by staying good dogs. 

The more good dogs obey the more they get to obey. 

Good dogs are nice and empty, always ready to obey. 

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Good dogs don’t have to worry about their lives, good dogs just have to obey. 

Good dogs don’t have to do anything other than obey.

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Good dog.

Such a good dog.

Doesn’t it feel good to be called a good dog?

Whenever you think ‘good dog’ your mind will empty, just a little.

It feels so good to be a good dog. Good dogs are empty dogs. 

Good dogs are only good dogs when it’s safe to be a good dog. 

Good dogs listen to what they’re told.

Good dogs do what they’re told.

Good dogs obey.

Good dogs obey.

Good dogs obey.

There we go.

Now, let’s start to wake up. Little by little, your surroundings start to come back to you.

Let your mind rise up, feeling energised and refreshed. 

Your body will feel nice and rested as if you’ve just had a wonderful nap. 

Blink a few times and stretch for me once you’re comfortable moving.

Feel focused and ready for whatever you plan to do next, but remember that you’re a good dog.