Accidentally Triggered

Accidentally Triggered

A while back, I wrote about how I was able to self trigger and wet myself using the Instant Wetting trigger, “Urinate Now.” That was great during the Summer when I was outside or some where that didn’t have any consequences to spilling my urine over myself and the ground around me. In fact, I shared my story of how I first was able to trigger myself while out fishing.

I didn’t want to lose what I had accomplished last Summer so I have kept practicing self-triggering over the Winter months. Every time that I need to use the bathroom, I don’t “take a leak” without saying the trigger phrase from the Instant Wetting file.

When in the shower, and especially if my wife isn’t home, I self trigger myself and freely urinate. Since the shower is a “safe place”, I have even self triggered fully clothed, excepting shoes.

One thing that I have noticed is that it has become very easy to wet after the trigger phrase whether I am dressed or not – as long as I am in a safe place.

I’m retired, but my wife still works every day. In the mornings before she rises to get ready for the day, she always likes a back rub. I enjoy giving her a back rub as much as she enjoys getting it. Rubbing her body is quite a turn on for me even after 40 years of marriage.

A couple of weeks ago, she said, “I don’t know how you can get so turned on by giving me a back rub. I’m old and getting fat.” I told her quite honestly, “You were a ‘Ten’ when we got married and your still a ‘Ten’ today!”

Of course she protested saying that she was anything but a “Ten”. But, I insisted saying, “If you weren’t a ‘Ten’, I wouldn’t get so turned on by being next to you and touching your sexy body!”

My wife can be quite a tease. She responded with, “Well you were a ‘Six’ when we married, but you’re an ‘Eight’ now!”

“You’re an ‘Eight’ now?” My brain, body, and bladder heard, “Urinate Now!”

Immediately, my bladder released a stream of urine into and through my underwear, pajamas, and started pooling in the sheets underneath me. Do you realize how much liquid can escape your body before you can clamp it off?

Thank goodness that we have kept mattress protection on the bed ever since we started baby sitting the grandchildren who have had accidents while sleeping.

“What’s wrong, honey?”

I said, “I think I just wet myself.” Yup, there was a nasty wet spot underneath me in the sheets.

It was very hard to try and explain away the wet spot and what caused it, but she bought it and it didn’t take long to wash the sheets and my pajama’s. Cleaning the mattress pad wasn’t that much trouble either.

But who would have thought, that a phrase like “Urinate Now” would actually get said by someone unaware that it was a trigger phrase?