Serious Vows

Kate and Allen weren't satisfied with just taking marriage vows. Yeah, the ceremony is nice and all. It was nice talking about being together for richer or poorer. They had always liked the idea of finding that perfect someone, and becoming one flesh. As fate would have it, they had found each other. But they decided to take it a step further. They decided to take "one flesh" a little more literally than most. That's why they decided to try hypnosis.

They had trouble finding good information on hypnosis until someone online told them about simple methods to use self-hypnosis. They decided to make their own hypnosis files, him for her and her for him. They had spent the last few weeks listening to each other's files. Very often the "tist" would hold and comfort the other, helping each other to remain calm and in trance.

After seeing the effect of the hypnosis progress over the last several weeks, they were ready to test themselves again. Allen began going through the "rundown" of what should happen. He was quite the analytical thinker. He liked to be able to know and predict things.

"So," Allen said as he removed his clothes, "when the hypnotic suggestions have fully taken hold then I can only become aroused by you. And you will only become aroused by me. No arousal when I'm not thinking of you? No orgasm unless you are the one who produces it? No masturbation?"

Kate began to remove her clothes. She pulled her shirt off. Her long blonde hair fell about her shoulders. "Let's see. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And yes - no wait, somewhat."

"Somewhat?" Allen asked.

Kate put her hand to her forehead, "Why do you always ask questions a hundred times when you already know the answer? I swear you overthink things more than anyone I've ever met. I've already told you, we can masturbate each other. It's only self-masturbation where you can't achieve orgasm, and you won't even be able to become aroused or erect without thinking of me. Why do you think I had to get you off the last time we tested this? And the time before that?"

"Just....trying to get everything in order," Allen replied. "Everything's cool. Don't stress out about it."

"Honey, I stress out about EVERYTHING. You know that."

Allen chuckled, "Yeah. That's what I like about you. You are funny serious."

"OK," said Kate, "Let's get down to business. You first."

Allen attempted to masturbate. He grabbed his penis, but nothing happened. His penis remained limp. He was not aroused in any way. He decided to make a joke about it. "I hate to be Captain Obvious, but I think the hypnosis has taken its full effect."

Kate joked with him. "You LOVE to be Captain Obvious. You are always Captain Obvious. Now, it's my turn." Kate tried stimulating herself. She fingered her vagina and clitoris, but they weren't very sensitive. She did not feel aroused. She had no desire for sex.

"Now try me," Allen said. Kate obliged. She reached over and grabbed his penis in her hands. She could tell that he was beginning to become aroused and erect very quickly.

"Now you," Allen said. He reached over and started stroking her vulva and clitoris. He could tell that she was already desiring sex. She was always the type of woman who became aroused very easily.

Kate wrestled Allen to the ground. She was hot for sex. She whispered in his ear, "Your sexuality is locked and I am the key."

Allen just lie there with his wife on top of him. He knew better than to refuse her when she wanted sex. With a smile, he said, "Your sexuality is locked and I have the key." He quickly threw his weight around so that she was underneath him and he was on top. He had her pinned to the ground, helpless. Allen began talking in an almost ritualistic manner. "There is none finer than thee. We were made for each other. We have truly become one flesh. You have my sexuality locked, and no other can unlock it. But I admit to whatever force drives this universe: I need no other. You are the key to my spirit."

Kate responded with the same seriousness. "Your sexuality is locked and I have the key. You are what excites me. You have my sexuality locked. I will gladly let you be the only key. Our bodies are now linked with each other. We cannot orgasm with anyone else. We cannot even become aroused unless we think about each other. We have truly become one flesh. Our joining was divined by the heavens themselves. For richer or for poorer, in sickness or in death, there is no other who can unlock my sexuality. Shall we ever be parted, I will hold out for you, my love. Our souls share a connection that goes beyond this life. Even eternity cannot keep us apart."

They began to have passionate sex. Knowing that they were the key to each other's sexuality made it all the more glorious. She had sex with him, knowing that he was hers. He had sex with her, knowing that she was his. Like the yinyang, they complemented each other perfectly.