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  • Unedutainment - Diapee Distraction    

    Try your hardest to clap along to the music as the voices in your ears babble out another uneducational lesson! Diapee Distraction is here to teach you about crinkles, draining your brain, and always obeying your diapers, all to the irresistibly bouncy tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It". Has grownup life been feeling a bit too hard lately? Is it becoming more and more difficult for you to keep up with all the other big boys and girls? If so, perhaps you just weren't ready to grow up in the first place. Maybe you'd be better off letting your diapers take control of your life, ensuring that you stay dumb, happy, and little, like a good diaper dummy.

    This is a TTS distraction/confusion brainwashing track. No induction or awakener, just a constant auditory assault. The base TTS loop is a call and response this time around ("Dummies belong in diapees","Diapees belong on me"), while 4 mantra loops alternate between the back-left, front-left, back-right, and front-right directions (Basic themes are: "(action) for diapers", "Diapee distracts me", "Diaper use/love/change loop", "(thing) belongs in diapee"). A foreground track plays over the loops to deliver the primary mantras and suggestions for your baby brain to absorb. In addition to the mantra loops, the foreground track also alternates heavily between audio directions, making headphones or earbuds with spatial audio support a strong recommendation.

    Intended long-term effects are to cultivate cognitive reflexes and habits that gradually lower the listener's attention span, ability to recollect, ability to interact or socialize on an adult level, and their capacity for complex adult thought or interests. Intended short-term effects are to simply get you feeling mushy-brained and excited for the idea of regressing and obeying your diapees. Perfect listening for getting into headspace, playing games, rubbing your diapers to, or just as background music for your big baby playtime. Listen frequently at your own risk.

    Again, headphones or earbuds with spatial audio support are strongly recommended, as well as a visual aid to keep your eyes occupied if you're listening in front of a screen (spiral, trainer video, pinkfong/cocomelon on mute, etc.).

    (Edit: Download has been updated, corrected a level balance issue with the mantra loops)

    (Edit2: Download has been updated again. Rebalanced all tracks to make mantras, sound effects, and music equally audible in comparison to the primary track)


    Age Regression
    English/Male/TTS
    Rating: ★★★★★ (4)
    Length: 11:31
    Downloads: 489
    2024-04-19
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    Perrian2024-05-09 
    This series has been fantastic. Most on the files on this website that I’ve tried on this website I haven’t had much success with (possibly due to ADHD focus issues), but the multilayered/multidirectional approach on these have been much more effective for me. Im guessing at least part of it is because being unable to focus is actually encouraged. These files have been a lot of fun, and if more are made, I’d buy another month of premium for it in a heartbeat.
    MorganGirl942024-05-18 
    These are really interesting and unique! I'd be really interested in a lullaby themed one. Something to listen to on loop while you sleep.
    puddle2024-05-18 
    @Perrian: Thank you very much! I have executive function and focus issues due to ADHD as well and much of what you said lines up with why I enjoy this format, too. Coming across a similar sort of file and realizing how well it tickled my brain compared to other files was actually the impetus to creating this series. I couldn't find any others like it, so I decided to make some myself! I do plan on releasing three more in the series, though I don't have any concrete release timeline. When they do release, I hope you enjoy them as much as you have the first few! @MorganGirl94: Great idea, thank you! I probably won't be making such a file under the Unedutainment title, as the series is intended to be upbeat and active - it's where the "edutainment" theming originates from, if you've ever watched those kinds of baby shows that are filled with tons of distracting colors and cheerful music as they try to teach the viewer about letters and numbers. However! Once I get through the last three Unedutainment files I very well may end up making some lullaby-focused ones that are meant to be more relaxing and chill/sleepy-feeling to listen to as you "learn". I think that would be a really good compliment to Unedutainment's more frenetic and scatter-brained vibe. Thank you again, for your interest and comment!
    naughtywish142024-08-01 
    these are scary fun and powerful ASF im pissing my pampers without control been listening for about 3 hours and im super messed up
    rara22024-08-18 
    This is my favorite one so far from your series, and def one of my fav files of all time. ADHD brains rule