This slave heard from its Master last week. Master made slave come twice. Then generous Master praised the slave, and it shot again from the joy. Slave wishes to always please its Master! Eager slave! It has been listening to dog files, esp. EMG's Dog Train 2 and Calimore's Subliminal Canine. It loves these files!!! It listened three times in a row to Sub Canine and had crazy visuals of barking dogs at night, a forest, and of its own German Shepherd-like, long brown snout. Fucking WOOF!!! Slave will continue to listen to these files and hope its Master is pleased. It wishes that it knew what is on the subliminal script, maybe its Master does and will explain. Is it crazy that slave has mis-spelled all the words on this journal entry, and has now typed it in twice. Can loss of humanity be taking place already, or is slave just a fumble fingers all of a sudden? Signing off, the Woof.